klimp

A word used to describe someone as horny, celibate, jealous, lying, tedious, stupid, dyslexic, incontinent and/or sexually active.

“Dude don’t be so klimpish”

by Kurt kavannaugh June 17, 2022

kimpa

One who either got accepted or rejected for Discord partnership because the Discord higher ups are fucking children.

Springle: aw shinkledinks kimpa.
applicant: wtf is wrong with these people?

by Corcor181 March 20, 2019

the klippa

Pulling "The Klippa" is the act of being caught finger bashing a girl by the girls mother, then instead of taking your fingers out of the girl you keep them inside her and look absolutely flabbergasted at the mother. Then being scared of the mother telling your mother as they work in the same place.

Mate I pulled "the klippa" last night! scared as shit now!

by Mexiccone February 22, 2014

Klipmaballs

When you're receiving head and the bitch bites yo dick off.

Malik suffered a major injury

Malik: Oh ya, keep sucking that shit.
Jazmine: Oh you'll see...
Malik: What was that??
Jazmine: *bites it off
Malik: AHHHH BITCH U Klipmaballs WHAT THE FU...
Jazmine: Don't cheat next time
Malik: SOMEONE HELPP!!!

by The black and The blacker November 14, 2018

Klipitese

A backwoods language spoken only in upper michigan by drunk persons

I got so drunk last night i started speaking Klipitese!!

by BobbyBreakDown November 8, 2010

klempt

Klempt is Wiganese for hungry, starving, about to die from hunger.

Wiganese is the local dialect of a friendly beer drinking, pie munching town called Wigan in the North West of England. May be heard in a sentence, 'thar ist fair klempt lad lets grab a pooles pie'. In english, 'One would like to purchase a pastry from the local delicatessen old bean'. Klempt, hungry as a scabby dog.

by Dreadzone August 12, 2006

klipsch

The Best Damn Speakers in The World!!!

Those are Very Clear Speakers? Yes They are Klipsch!!!

by Klipsch4271 August 21, 2006