klomp 

A dutch wooden shoe.

When I went to the Netherlands, I bought these klompen!

klomp by Killie August 26, 2009

klomp 

Kiss, latch on, maintain pressure.

Zomg, I haven't kissed you for days! *klomp*

klomp by Zeddekesu January 10, 2009

klomp 

a glomp with a kiss

some anime characters klomp

klomp by Jenz July 18, 2005

Klomp 

A device to conceal a cameltoe. Typically plastic, and seamless in the center.

Guy: Have you seen Alices massive klomp?

Girl: Yes! It draws even more attention, and not in a good way. It looks like she is smuggling a banana!

Klomp by BobShart October 12, 2023

klomp 

Defines a situation, sometimes a person, which/who is so bad and so out of line that it/she/he is much less than unsatisfactory

a. Situation. The Afghan War is a total KLOMP because we cannot win it and like in Vietnam we will lose thousands of good people whom we could have had at home to revive our country.

b. Person. Governor Palin is a KLOMP for not filling out her term of office and manipulating the people's election effort.

klomp by Ace Hummer July 19, 2009

Klomp 

To hit someone or something with your penis.

I’m going to klomp you so hard tonight.

Klomp by Absolute weapon April 19, 2019

Klomp Kween 

a frumpy but not a complete hot-mess-of-a-person, used pejoratively and/or lovingly; someone who, in appearance, is somewhat attractive but features clown-like clothes, makeup, etc.

Rodrigo showed up to the club with his giant boots and fur coat, looking like a straight up Klomp Kween; I hated it and loved it at the same time.

Klomp Kween by skauffman3 June 29, 2017