Inexplicable scottish phenomenon - The Klip is known to appear randomly on forums and message boards spreading hilarity and discord. wordKliptonite/word
Pulling "The Klippa" is the act of being caught finger bashing a girl by the girlsmother, then instead of taking your fingers out of the girl you keep them inside her and look absolutely flabbergasted at the mother. Then being scared of the mother telling your mother as they work in the same place.
Malik: Oh ya, keep sucking that shit.
Jazmine: Oh you'll see...
Malik: What was that??
Jazmine: *bites it off
Malik: AHHHH BITCH U Klipmaballs WHAT THE FU...
Jazmine: Don't cheat next time Malik: SOMEONE HELPP!!!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*