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Tim Klimas 

Drives the fastest car known to man. A Monte Carlo.
Will fuck any bitch, any day, any time. 100% guaranteed.
Coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Just ask your mom.
Hi, I’m Tim klimas, and you know it.
Tim Klimas by Blamblam999999999 October 27, 2020

Itte kimasu

Itte kuru, the Te Form of "to go" followed by "to come." Usually upgraded with masu, "Itte kimasu!" is the traditional expression one uses when going out, and means exactly what it's supposed to: "I'm going out and coming back." (If you say just ikimasu, the literal equivalent of "I'm going," it's considered unlucky because it will be interpreted as "going away and not coming back," so avoid saying that unless you really mean it.)
Itte kimasu! ("I'm going out and coming back.")
Itte kimasu by Sum1 August 30, 2004
n. When a member of either sex reaches orgasm in the manner of a one K.Lomax, it is known as a klimax. It is distinguishable from an ordinary climax in that the individual is holding study notes and screeches fitfully, paroxysmally.
Kimp: Dude, big night last night brought home epic hoodrat.
JD: No way, that shit is epic, how'd it go down?
Kimp: SHE FUCKING KLIMAXED
JD: No shit man, it was definitely my burns.
Kimp: They're pretty sexy burns.
JD: Out of interest what notes did she have.
Kimp: Histo
JD: Fucking Gimp
klimax by jdimp June 29, 2010
1. to completely go against "the" system or a system 2. Free spirited, fiercely independent
1. He went klimis all over that cop. She went klimis all over her boyfriend and had that kid aborted.

2. I thought for a second he was going to help me finish the assignment but then he went klimis on me and ended up getting stoned and exposing himself at the church brunch.
klimis by kolokefalo September 2, 2012

Klimaatbestuiver 

Iemand die seksuele handelingen met een auto die loopt. Dit doet hij door zijn penis in de warme uitlaat te stoppen, waarna de uitstoot in de plasbuis kruipt. Hierdoor wordt de persoon opgeblazen door klimaatschadende gassen. Vanaf het moment dat de penis vrijkomt van de uitlaat en het lichaam opstijgt, is het een klimaatbestuiver.
Is dat een ballon? O nee, het is een klimaatbestuiver!

KLIMACTIFY

TO BRING TOGETHER IN A BIG WAY
If you keep running your mouth its going to Klimactify your butt whoopin.
KLIMACTIFY by Xplicit Fire February 3, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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