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Tim Klimas 

Drives the fastest car known to man. A Monte Carlo.
Will fuck any bitch, any day, any time. 100% guaranteed.
Coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Just ask your mom.
Hi, I’m Tim klimas, and you know it.
Tim Klimas by Blamblam999999999 October 27, 2020

Itte kimasu

Itte kuru, the Te Form of "to go" followed by "to come." Usually upgraded with masu, "Itte kimasu!" is the traditional expression one uses when going out, and means exactly what it's supposed to: "I'm going out and coming back." (If you say just ikimasu, the literal equivalent of "I'm going," it's considered unlucky because it will be interpreted as "going away and not coming back," so avoid saying that unless you really mean it.)
Itte kimasu! ("I'm going out and coming back.")
Itte kimasu by Sum1 August 30, 2004
n. When a member of either sex reaches orgasm in the manner of a one K.Lomax, it is known as a klimax. It is distinguishable from an ordinary climax in that the individual is holding study notes and screeches fitfully, paroxysmally.
Kimp: Dude, big night last night brought home epic hoodrat.
JD: No way, that shit is epic, how'd it go down?
Kimp: SHE FUCKING KLIMAXED
JD: No shit man, it was definitely my burns.
Kimp: They're pretty sexy burns.
JD: Out of interest what notes did she have.
Kimp: Histo
JD: Fucking Gimp
klimax by jdimp June 29, 2010
1. to completely go against "the" system or a system 2. Free spirited, fiercely independent
1. He went klimis all over that cop. She went klimis all over her boyfriend and had that kid aborted.

2. I thought for a second he was going to help me finish the assignment but then he went klimis on me and ended up getting stoned and exposing himself at the church brunch.
klimis by kolokefalo September 2, 2012

Klimaatbestuiver 

Iemand die seksuele handelingen met een auto die loopt. Dit doet hij door zijn penis in de warme uitlaat te stoppen, waarna de uitstoot in de plasbuis kruipt. Hierdoor wordt de persoon opgeblazen door klimaatschadende gassen. Vanaf het moment dat de penis vrijkomt van de uitlaat en het lichaam opstijgt, is het een klimaatbestuiver.
Is dat een ballon? O nee, het is een klimaatbestuiver!

KLIMACTIFY

If you keep running your mouth its going to Klimactify your butt whoopin.
KLIMACTIFY by Xplicit Fire February 3, 2010