Klimpy

A horizontal 'brazilian'

Her klimpy made her hips look wider.

She hadn't waxed for a while so she had a handlebar klimpy

by punteroutforaduck December 3, 2010

klimpaloon

Klimpaloon is a magic bathing suit believed to live in the mountains of Himalaya. People who state to have seen this magical being describe it as an old school style suit with green and white stripes floating in the air. Klimpaloon has also been spotted near or in caves. He is not described as evil or harmful although it is a very shy and secretive creature.

Person A: Some people might say that klimpaloon isn't real but I've seen him.
Person B: WhAt ArE yOu EvEn SaYiNg PaTrIsHa?!
Person A: Leave me alone, Mom, you will never understand the all mighty Klimpaloon!

Person B: Just go to your room...

Person A: Good! I was just about to leave anyways!!!

Person B

by Arizona Shrek corporate May 6, 2020

kimpy

An unstoppable beast, tank, truck or strong man. Associated with awesomeness, strength and being a master of generally everything. Also sexy as . .

Holy crap wot a kimpy, he just killed lockett.

by will kimpton December 9, 2008

Krimpy

(noun)- 1.crazy, unexpected 2.wild, ramped, chaos

Mellon could not be help responcible when things got krimpy at the basketball game and a fight broke out.

by mike March 3, 2005

klimpton

The white scum residue from sweat left on clothing after a prolonged period of time.

Salty to taste. Gross to see.

Dave: "Yo fam, whats dat on your threads?"

John: "Dats just some klimpton, been playin' bball all day!"

Dave: "Dude, stop talkin' crazy and make us some tea"

by Klimpton October 6, 2016

klimp

A word used to describe someone as horny, celibate, jealous, lying, tedious, stupid, dyslexic, incontinent and/or sexually active.

“Dude don’t be so klimpish”

by Kurt kavannaugh June 17, 2022

Klipys

A guy who is good at minecraft pvp and owns alot of smps

"Bro your such a frickin klipys."

by Klipys February 26, 2023