klepf

pure, sweet, simple, solitary masturbation.

Don't mind me; just klepfing away — be out in two shakes.

by Kelly Urch December 15, 2008

Kleptach

A place where you kick Hawkeyes.

Kick 'em in the Kleptach!

by Awasux September 10, 2012

klerfed

The action of having recently supplied or been submitted to a klerfing.

Synonymous with garmpboggled, prktrchked.

In the Game Grumps video "Katamary Damacy: About Town - PART 8 - Game Grumps" this word is defined.

Partario! If you don't stop eating all those apricots you'll be klerfed for sure!

In the Game Grumps video "Katamary Damacy: About Town - PART 8 - Game Grumps" this word is defined.

by Leminid January 28, 2014

Klep

Klep (verb), to steal. Derived from the Greek word klepto, meaning to steal.

Klep (noun) a thief.

Jake was trying to klep someone's phone but he got caught.

by Zipdox June 2, 2021

Klepentomaniac

Someone who has irrestible urges to take writing implements. Klepentomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being "pen thieves" when they can't help what they're doing because they are attracted to the ownership of the perfect pen.

That woman is a Klepentomaniac.

by Robbo_HarveySpectre September 8, 2019

Kleptokakistocracy

A system of government which is run by the worst, least qualified, and most unscrupulous citizens who exploit natural resources and people, and steal for personal financial or political gain.

Some call our current administration a Kleptocracy, others call it a Kakistocracy, I say it's a Kleptokakistocracy

by mama_pajama_1 December 4, 2017

Kleptocratic

A political policy, the main goal of which is to steal from the poor and give to the rich, under the guise of doing the opposite.

Both Republicans and Democrats are Kleptocratic.

by sargos7 August 4, 2014