klepper

Beating up two grown men simultaneously while wearing a dress and wig.

Dude, Brett kleppered the shit out of those drunk marks at the party last week.

by JaredLee November 8, 2005

Klepper

An onion boy

"Wow, that Klepper is an onoin boy!"

by DASDASDASDASd November 5, 2017

Klepper

german last name that kinda means boat maker or somthin idk i dont speak pretzel

oh znap, we need ze boats to win achgainst ze enemyschtinez.

klepper: ja ja holden mine braughtwurst

by potato-lord-69420 October 28, 2021

Jordan Klepper

The beast himself! He is a right wing conservative that hates when smarter liberals use logic and reasoning to debunk his and other stupid republicans. He shows this in his show that airs after the FAILING Daily Show and it is SAD. Jordan Klepper appeals to all conserivives that did not graduate or know nothing of a matter but pretend to be experts. He is amazing. He is my dad.

Friend: Yo did you watch Jordan Klepper last night?

Me: Yes he went on about how vaccines cause autism, global warming is a hoax, and that Trump is the best candidate because he has no experience whatsoever, and lies about having 10 billion dollers.

by Usermyname May 31, 2018

will klepper

sexiest man alive all the ladies wanna bang. he's irresistible to everyone and is even known to turn some guys gay

omg I heard R'Chaun turned gay just after looking at will klepper for the first time

by brothersboy69 January 27, 2020

Robert Knepper

Actor that plays the sexy Theodore Bagwell from Prison Break.

I want Robert Knepper to roleplay as Theodore Bagwell and fuck me!

by ilovetbag January 21, 2009

Keppered

When you're so baked you look retarded.

Friend 1: 'You see that guy over there?'
Friend 2: 'yea bro hes Keppered for sure!'

by SavageDude420 April 17, 2017