Klepto

A person with a compulsive desire to steal things.

Many Kleptos steal things from work.

Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.

– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…

See also: PTOboy tourettes

by Fred March 30, 2004

Klepto

That person that borrows something from you and fails to return said object to you. when you ask them about the object, they say that they lost it or left it at home even though you know that they have said object on them

I lended my pencil to my friend, RJ, but she never gave it back and when I asked about it, she said that she had lost it even though she was using it. That fruitloop dingus is such a klepto!!!

by Vexing potato November 17, 2016

Klepto

Someone who steals

"Watch out for ol Klepto over there! he steals!"

by Johnnywalker December 24, 2013

kleptoed

1. to have sumthing stolen from u
2. to get jacked for yo s*** w/out realizing it

omfg! i jus got kleptoed for my hott dog pen
yo shon he jus kleptoed me for my sneakers ...

by brownsuga April 28, 2006

klepto

short form of kleptomaniac. Someone who obsessively steals small objects for the heck of it.

You fucking klepto give back my stapler.

by Gunkglumb June 09, 2005

klepto

Slang - Short for kleptomaniac

The uncontrollable inhibition to take material possessions from another person.

Also see Thief.

Person 1: Hey, can I barrow your mp3 player?

Person 2: Nope, I left in my dorm room and some stupid klepto came by and ripped me off.

Person 2: That smells out loud man!

Person 1: Tell me about it!

Person 2: I think I just did.

by macgordon July 31, 2004

klepto

short for Kleptomaniac, someone who pathologically steals things.

That klepto just took my phone!

by Celebgil Silverstar July 31, 2004