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A person with a compulsive desire to steal things.

Many Kleptos steal things from work.
Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.

– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…

See also: PTOboy tourettes
Klepto by Fred March 30, 2004
Slang - Short for kleptomaniac

The uncontrollable inhibition to take material possessions from another person.

Also see Thief.
Person 1: Hey, can I barrow your mp3 player?

Person 2: Nope, I left in my dorm room and some stupid klepto came by and ripped me off.

Person 2: That smells out loud man!

Person 1: Tell me about it!

Person 2: I think I just did.
klepto by macgordon July 31, 2004
short for Kleptomaniac, someone who pathologically steals things.
That klepto just took my phone!
klepto by Celebgil Silverstar July 31, 2004
A person who has a compulsion to steal; a kleptomaniac.

Adding to ones inventory what is not there's.
Jen likes to steal all of our supplies from the dispensary.
Everyone is missing combs, clips, brushes, and manicure bowls because she like to add them to her collection.
She is such a klepto
klepto by QueenOfHearts19 March 18, 2013
someone who is addicted to stealing. Short for kleptomaniac
"liz is such a klepto!"
klepto by rach January 29, 2005
a person who is prone to steal things...
Warren being a klepto stole rap, metal, rap, metal, and Whitney Houston.
klepto by CustomMadeLT July 30, 2004