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Kleptophobe

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An individual who is hateful, judgmental, or prejudiced against Kleptics (similar to homophobes or transphobes).
I stole a gift for my sister the other day and she was pissed. What an unappreciative little kleptophobe.
Kleptophobe by wackywolfao August 16, 2021

kleptophobe

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one who abominates stealing.
I am a kleptophobe.
kleptophobe by uttam maharjan October 21, 2010

kleptowhore 

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A (usually) female who has a tendency to acquire or possess items that does not belong the person. Basically a thieving little slut that can typically be located at your house party, local mall, etc.
"Hey man, I was at this party last weekend, and this chick tries to steal my phone!"

"Did she manage to get it?"

"Nah, I put that kleptowhore in her place."
kleptowhore by Eluzi0n April 12, 2016

Kleptophile 

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A person who’s a thieving cunt (See Kleptophilia).
So, fuck off Finlay Thomson, you look like Boris Johnson, you’re a Kleptophile!

kleptophobia 

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Fear of stealing.
Can also be spelled "Cleptophobia"
Terry: Hey, you wanna go steal some alcohol from Wal*Mart?

Leon: I-I dunno, man *violently shakes like a pussy* I have Kleptophobia
kleptophobia by TerryKawve May 8, 2015

Kleptophobia 

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A form of bigotry or prejudice towards Kleptics or Kleptomaniacs (similar to homophobia or transphobia).
I visited that really busy walmart downtown the other day and there were SO many cameras and employees everywhere. The place reeked of kleptophobia.
Kleptophobia by wackywolfao August 16, 2021
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