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klept

to steal in a shady, but friendly sort of way
she klepted my drink from my desk.
by MCM February 9, 2004
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klept

Keeping something you have been given or borrowed without being exactly entitled to do so.
He was dumb enough to lend me the book, so I klept it.
by James M. Brown February 9, 2004
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Klept

You klept his girl man.
by swilko March 18, 2011
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klept that shit

to steal large amounts of random shit
Bansri: "Look, there's a ton of beer just layin' there on the lawn"
Anna: "Let's klept that shit"
by annabunny August 9, 2009
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Kleptach

A place where you kick Hawkeyes.
Kick 'em in the Kleptach!
by Awasux September 10, 2012
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Kept you waiting huh?

When Big Boss doesn't give a shit about you and places you at the bottom of his list of priorities.
Person 1: "Dude, where the fuck is the boss? This dude is going to start a damn war!!"
Person 2: "He probably has more important shit to do".
Snake: "Kept you waiting huh?"
Person 1: *facepalm* "Yes. Yes you did".
by Rangaslayer September 20, 2017
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Kleather

Clothes.

Used in Ylvis brother's video "The Cabin". Derives from the norwegian saying "det finnes ikke dårlig vær, bare dårlig _klær_". This saying has a rhyme to it, so when they sang it in english they made up the word kleather to make it rhyme.
there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad kleather
by Markie123123 October 6, 2013
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