Abortnite

When a woman is pregnant but her husband is too addicted to Fortnite to care about her so she gets and abortion and a divorce.

Wife: Honey we need to sit down to talk.
Husband: I can't my squad is almost winning.
Wife: You're so antisocial!
Husband: I'm playing with my squad and you're alone at the table so who's antisocial?
Wife: It's gonna be abortnite.

by Zipdox October 12, 2018

Klep

Klep (verb), to steal. Derived from the Greek word klepto, meaning to steal.

Klep (noun) a thief.

Jake was trying to klep someone's phone but he got caught.

by Zipdox June 02, 2021

iToddler

Someone who is too incompetent to use a real computer or smartphone so they use Apple devices and join the Apple cult.
This term is often used on sites like 4chan to roast Apple users.

Anon: I broke my iPhone screen and took it to the Apple store and they wanted to charge me $400 to get it fixed
Anon: iToddler btfo

by Zipdox October 02, 2019

Milk the cunt

To play the middle C. Usually uttered when a band wants to tune their instruments.

Saxophonist: Milk the cunt!
Pianist: *plays middle C*
Band: *all play middle C*

by Zipdox January 16, 2024

Doctors and Engineers

Doctors and engineers is a euphemism for immigrants that commit crime and cause problems. It was coined by Polish MEP Dominik Tarczyński when criticizing the EU's immigration policy.

Dominik: We don't need your doctors and engineers.

by Zipdox October 27, 2024

Frog muncher

Insult for French people, derived from the fact that frog meat is part of French cuisine.

Frenchman: British breakfast is disgusting, who puts beans on toast?
Brit: Shut up frog muncher!

by Zipdox March 14, 2024

Spinning Rust

Spinning Rust refers to a mechanical hard drive. Early hard disk drives had platters coated with iron(III) oxide, basically rust, hence the name.

I have 8TB of spinning rust in my computer.

by Zipdox November 24, 2020