Klep 

Klep (verb), to steal. Derived from the Greek word klepto, meaning to steal.

Klep (noun) a thief.

Jake was trying to klep someone's phone but he got caught.

Klep by Zipdox June 2, 2021

klep 

A person who is suspected of stealing or a gigantic prick

Person A: Hey dude you hear bout that kid who tried to steal the homeless dudes money

Person B: Yeah what a fucking klep.

klep by Drumbatron September 17, 2013

klep 

to be high as fuck on the urge of greening out after smoking marijuana

yo i'm so damn KLEP rn

klep by yepitsQ November 4, 2020

Klep 

Alternate word for chlamydia

"Goddamn it Jessica gave me the Klep cant have shit around here ."

Klep by joeyfreshisfresh March 8, 2021

KLEP 

together forever (must always be used in all caps)

Wow they are such a KLEP couple!

KLEP by yuh74569 July 17, 2024

Klep

Short for "kleptomaniac" used in context to Cyberpunk to refer to the act of stealing.

I kleped a movie of the internet.

Klep by NeoclassicalPhilms January 27, 2026

Klep

The clear liquid part of ketchup that sits at the top and comes out first when it's been sitting for a while.

"Can you pass me that ketchup? Shake it up first, I don't want none of that klep."

Klep by Reeps October 21, 2026