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short form of kleptomaniac. Someone who obsessively steals small objects for the heck of it.
You fucking klepto give back my stapler.
by Gunkglumb June 02, 2005
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
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A person with a compulsive desire to steal things.

Many Kleptos steal things from work.
Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.

– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…

See also: PTOboy tourettes
by Fred March 30, 2004
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Slang - Short for kleptomaniac

The uncontrollable inhibition to take material possessions from another person.

Also see Thief.
Person 1: Hey, can I barrow your mp3 player?

Person 2: Nope, I left in my dorm room and some stupid klepto came by and ripped me off.

Person 2: That smells out loud man!

Person 1: Tell me about it!

Person 2: I think I just did.
by macgordon July 31, 2004
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short for Kleptomaniac, someone who pathologically steals things.
That klepto just took my phone!
by Celebgil Silverstar July 31, 2004
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someone who is addicted to stealing. Short for kleptomaniac
"liz is such a klepto!"
by rach January 29, 2005
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A person who has a compulsion to steal; a kleptomaniac.

Adding to ones inventory what is not there's.
Jen likes to steal all of our supplies from the dispensary.
Everyone is missing combs, clips, brushes, and manicure bowls because she like to add them to her collection.
She is such a klepto
by QueenOfHearts19 March 18, 2013
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