Klep

Klep (verb), to steal. Derived from the Greek word klepto, meaning to steal.

Klep (noun) a thief.

Jake was trying to klep someone's phone but he got caught.

by Zipdox June 2, 2021

klep

A person who is suspected of stealing or a gigantic prick

Person A: Hey dude you hear bout that kid who tried to steal the homeless dudes money

Person B: Yeah what a fucking klep.

by Drumbatron September 17, 2013

klep

to be high as fuck on the urge of greening out after smoking marijuana

yo i'm so damn KLEP rn

by yepitsQ November 4, 2020

Klep

Alternate word for chlamydia

"Goddamn it Jessica gave me the Klep cant have shit around here ."

by joeyfreshisfresh March 8, 2021

KLEP

together forever (must always be used in all caps)

Wow they are such a KLEP couple!

by yuh74569 July 17, 2024

Klep

Short for "kleptomaniac" used in context to Cyberpunk to refer to the act of stealing.

I kleped a movie of the internet.

by NeoclassicalPhilms January 27, 2026

Klep-K

"When a girl got with klepto and up and left her with a habit that she couldn't afford"

"Have you seen ____? She got that Klep-K bad. "

"Damn, ____ got wrecked, probably from that Klep-K going around."

by Dr.Fitzinyea July 23, 2025