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Kleptophobia 

A form of bigotry or prejudice towards Kleptics or Kleptomaniacs (similar to homophobia or transphobia).
I visited that really busy walmart downtown the other day and there were SO many cameras and employees everywhere. The place reeked of kleptophobia.
Kleptophobia by wackywolfao August 16, 2021

Kleptophobia 

An unfounded fear or dread of stealing,either intentionally or unintentionally.Usually but not always accompanied by profuse sweating and heightened paranoia.
I think I might be suffering from kleptophobia because I'm so afraid of borrowing other people's things.
Kleptophobia by Doctor ploptus November 22, 2019

Cleptophobia 

Person A: Come on man, just take it, it's GUM
Person B: I can't do it *cry*
Person A: WTF man? You got cleptophobia
Cleptophobia by Danzy July 31, 2010

Kleptophilia

A kleptomaniac who has an unhealthy, sexual compulsion to cum on the objects that they steal.
When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.
Kleptophilia by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

kleptophobe

One who has the fear of being stolen from
Georgie became a kleptophobe because other kids stole from him in grade school
kleptophobe by PlushyG September 13, 2014

Kleptophiliac 

A Abnormality/Mental disorder which involves stealing items from shops (Shoplifting) when a person does not actually need the item. But does it because they have the desire. Usually they find the feeling of stealing as satisfying as an Orgasm.
"Lucy is such a Kleptophiliac. She finds shop lifting better then Sex."
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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