Skip to main content

kleptophobia 

Fear of stealing.
Can also be spelled "Cleptophobia"
Terry: Hey, you wanna go steal some alcohol from Wal*Mart?

Leon: I-I dunno, man *violently shakes like a pussy* I have Kleptophobia
kleptophobia by TerryKawve May 8, 2015
Words you can keep

Kleptophobia 

A form of bigotry or prejudice towards Kleptics or Kleptomaniacs (similar to homophobia or transphobia).
I visited that really busy walmart downtown the other day and there were SO many cameras and employees everywhere. The place reeked of kleptophobia.
Kleptophobia by wackywolfao August 16, 2021

Kleptophobia 

An unfounded fear or dread of stealing,either intentionally or unintentionally.Usually but not always accompanied by profuse sweating and heightened paranoia.
I think I might be suffering from kleptophobia because I'm so afraid of borrowing other people's things.
Kleptophobia by Doctor ploptus November 22, 2019

Cleptophobia 

Person A: Come on man, just take it, it's GUM
Person B: I can't do it *cry*
Person A: WTF man? You got cleptophobia
Cleptophobia by Danzy July 31, 2010

Kleptophilia

A kleptomaniac who has an unhealthy, sexual compulsion to cum on the objects that they steal.
When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.
Kleptophilia by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

kleptophobe

One who has the fear of being stolen from
Georgie became a kleptophobe because other kids stole from him in grade school
kleptophobe by PlushyG September 13, 2014

Kleptophiliac 

A Abnormality/Mental disorder which involves stealing items from shops (Shoplifting) when a person does not actually need the item. But does it because they have the desire. Usually they find the feeling of stealing as satisfying as an Orgasm.
"Lucy is such a Kleptophiliac. She finds shop lifting better then Sex."
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
Next