klavust

n. A grouchy old seaman of higher rank, decrepit and impaired from many hard years at sea.

I saw that old klavust out on the wharf reprimanding some poor, young stevedore yesterday.

by Resedo July 24, 2009

klausterfokken

noun
1. A situation so confusing and chaotic that the American-English "cluster fuck," is not adequate to describe it. The German compound word is used to create a deep and profound sense of cluster fuck.

origin:

1945; < Nazi Germany - in the closing months of WWII, the German forces described their situation as klausterfokken, a Germanization of the American soldier's use of the phrase "cluster fuck."

"When the American Republican Party nominated a presidential candidate who was later found to be homosexual, the national conservative political scene could only be described as klausterfokken."

by pclick February 21, 2012

klaustrophobic

An irrational fear of Germans

I've always wanted to go to Oktoberfest but, sadly, I'm klaustrophobic.

by DrSpoons June 22, 2011

Klausturfuck

When Icelandic (or any other nationality) members of parliament go to a pub, get drunk, let their inner asshole out and are recorded in the act.

That visit to the pub was a total Klausturfuck

by Djakninn December 1, 2018

Klajustic

When one just did something that normally you would regret doing but one does not regret. Going beyond crazy and even past insane.

Person 1: Do you regret doing that?
Person 2: No I do not regret killing someones family and then grinding the dead bodies up into a drink and forcing the person I hate to drink it and whipping their balls for every second it takes them to drink it.
Person 1: Dude...... your klajustic

Crazy: Says but doesn't do
Insane: Says and does
Klajustic: HOLY THING FROM FANTASTIC FOUR SHIT THATS KLAJUSTIC!!!!!!

by Michael A and Tyler G August 6, 2009

klaustime

Klaustime is an amazing editor.

Commonly known Klaus Mikaelsons wife

Klaus enthusiast

“Omg look at klaustime new edit!”
“Into the favorites it goes”

by Missmystic_care February 9, 2022

Marco Klabusti Pete R.

half a french and half a german Marco R.
he is a real cock suckor who liks t o hear music about death , violence , satan and Love . Yes he likes heavy Metal . Especially Sepultura but its not Sepulturas fault that he smells like old shoes . I wanted to integrate the sound but this name is unspeakable and hurts everybody who hears it :-)

´For example M.R. from Laubenheim , Mainz is such a wild mufflon who appears like a drunken monkey :-)

by Captain Karacho July 22, 2004