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Klaustrophobia 

Noun.

1. An abnormal fear of being enclosed in a narrow space next to Klaus Meine, lead singer on German Hard Rock Band, Scorpions.
Dude1: Hey, you gonna go see Scorpions live tonight?
Dude2: i'd love to but the singer scares me. I think I have Klaustrophobia.
Klaustrophobia by ScoobyDude June 24, 2018
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Klaustrophobia 

Klaustrophobia:

Fear of Spaces Enclosed by the WEF

Symptoms include, but are not limited to- corrupted governments, loss of freedom, and being coerced into medical experiments.

Unfortunately, simply leaving the beach does not alleviate these symptoms 🤦🏻 ♂️
I always begin to experience Klaustrophobia whenever I read about what the WEF has in store for us.
Klaustrophobia by @Mauricio9769 February 10, 2024

Introverted Claustrophobia 

When an introvert is a large crowd and feels as if everyone is closing in on them.

Feeling overwhelmed or stressed in crowds or loud noise.
During that concert Nancy felt as if she had introverted claustrophobia.

claustrophobia 

Fear of being in enclosed spaces. Not necessarily small spaces, although many claustrophobic people don't like these much either. The main issue is being trapped in somewhere you can't get out of easily. Claustrophobic people may avoid or feel uncomfortable in situations like flying in a plane, being in the middle of a crowd, or using an elevator.
Friend: Now we just take the elevator up to the ninety-seventh floor...oh, I forgot. You've got claustrophobia. Better take the stairs then *sigh*

Me: Actually, like many others with claustrophobia I still use elevators, because we don't let it control our entire lives.
claustrophobia by Leah here January 5, 2009

foot claustrophobia 

when you feet are at a state of feeling trapped because they are covered. they might begin to throb or sweat or stiffen. us salt occurs with tight socks or shoes above the ankle.
oh yeah, my hightops I was wearing yesterday gave me such bad foot claustrophobia

klaustrophobic 

An irrational fear of Germans
I've always wanted to go to Oktoberfest but, sadly, I'm klaustrophobic.
klaustrophobic by DrSpoons June 22, 2011

Claustrophobia 

Little Harry took one look at the bleary eyed old geezer with a white beard and did a runner. It was a bad case of traumatic claustrophobia.
Claustrophobia by CantorJohn November 17, 2010
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