buttrifice

n. Butthole, anal orifice

He stuck his finger in her buttrifice.

by Resedo August 03, 2009

miguelbass

Portuguese musician who gained legendary cult status for his renditions of Chris Squire bass lines posted on YouTube. Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist and all around nice guy.

Miguelbass' version of Yes' "I'm Running" kicked major ass!

by Resedo January 01, 2010

klavust

n. A grouchy old seaman of higher rank, decrepit and impaired from many hard years at sea.

I saw that old klavust out on the wharf reprimanding some poor, young stevedore yesterday.

by Resedo July 24, 2009

Homeresque

In the style or manner of, or resembling the lamebrained antics of Homer Jay Simpson. Clumsy, ignorant and prone to sudden bouts of rage.

His homeresque behavior makes Tim quite unpopular at work, but he sure was the life of the party last night!

by Resedo August 04, 2009

hardcap

n. The tightly packed, rabbit pellet like ball of fecal matter that gathers at the bottom of the intestines when a person is constipated. Often difficult and painful to pass.

After eating all that cheese, it took me half an hour just to shit out the hardcap.

by Resedo August 12, 2009

vulvaslurpus

The oral stimulation of a woman's vagina ; cunilingus.

Before we fuck, she always expects me to engage in a long session of vulvaslurpus.

by Resedo August 06, 2009

oniunt

(Pronounced un-yunt)

n. A vagina that has a distinctly onion like scent.

She expected me to eat that oniunt. I said no fucking way,go clean that thing first!

by Resedo August 12, 2009