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klaustrophobic 

An irrational fear of Germans
I've always wanted to go to Oktoberfest but, sadly, I'm klaustrophobic.
klaustrophobic by DrSpoons June 22, 2011
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Claustrophobic

To have a fear of Santa Claus.
Can you get away from me? You're making me claustrophobic.
Claustrophobic by Thepopeofjim October 28, 2017
Word of the Day on November 1, 2017

Claustrophobic

The Fear of Santa Claus......
Squidward:Stop im claustrophobic
Patrick:What does that mean?
Spongebob:It means he has the fear of santa claus
Patrick:hohhohohoho!!
Spongebob:STOP!! YOUR scaring him!!

claustrophobic

Fear of Santa Claus, coined in Spongebob Squarepants.
Squidward: "I told you, I'm claustrophobic!"
Patrick: "What's that mean?"
Spongebob: "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus"
claustrophobic by ella1383xra December 30, 2014

claustrophobic chill

The meaning of Claustrophobic chill is when you are hanging out with a large group of people in a small area.
I met up with my buddy and we claustrophobic chilled.

Tell your friend to come to our claustrophobic chill party

claustrophobic

The Fear of Either A)Santa Clause B)Being Crowded
A)Squidward: I'm claustrophobic.
Patrick: Whats That
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Clause.
B)Person: *is surrounded by people* Get me out of here, i'm claustrophobic and i think i'm gonna puke

claustrophobic

1) uncomfortably closed or hemmed in;
2) suffering from claustrophobia; abnormally afraid of closed-in places.
Stay away from that claustrophobic cramped alley!
claustrophobic by Kam Santiago July 18, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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