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kirkulated 

Sounds vibrating around your skull as you sit there in silence despairing over the vows of life
Greg sat as he was kirkulated by his friends
kirkulated by Gregypooh July 13, 2023
nickname for a guy named "kirk".
hye kirkles, how is ya?
kirkles by beck March 20, 2005

Kirkleberry

When a piece of crap hangs from a dudes butthole, also known as “Kirk”
Mr Moore had a kirkleberry hanging from his butt this morning.
Kirkleberry by PANDIILQM January 9, 2021
Lol looks at kirklee the gay twat
kirklee by Nigreb October 2, 2021

Kirkulate 

To state something in a stilted and overly dramatic fashion.
"John, we've got to... get beer... I... can't... handle this... sober!"
"Dude, don't kirkulate at me, there's whisky at the gig."
Kirkulate by Chubmonkey June 17, 2008
While they believe their best qualities to be strength, humour and attractiveness they are often mistaken and primarily described by others as self centred or 'up himself' this rare breed of young Male has a tendency to exceed his alcohol tolerance prematurely often ending in disaster well before midnight.

They unknowingly repel women by their obscene dance moves and verbal diarrhoea (and the occasional physical vomit) when in the presence of females.

These individuals are often fascinated by 'Bananas' and are never seen alone. Preferring to travel in packs or as a duo (see Wizniak).
'Hey man, Have you seen Kirkules?'
'Yea dude, he passed out after vomiting on Kao!'
'But its only 10pm!'
Kirkules by Banana_George May 5, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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