While they believe their best qualities to be strength, humour and
attractiveness they are often mistaken and primarily described by others as self centred or 'up himself' this rare breed of young Male has a tendency to exceed his alcohol tolerance prematurely often ending in disaster well before midnight.
They unknowingly repel women by their obscene dance moves and
verbal diarrhoea (and the occasional physical vomit) when in the presence of females.
These individuals are often
fascinated by 'Bananas' and are never seen alone. Preferring to travel in packs or as a duo (see Wizniak).