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skin bridge

see also taint. this is the skin running from a mans balls to his arse!
i need to scratch my skin bridge.
by kirk November 22, 2004
mugGet the skin bridgemug.

twilight deuce

also known as "taking a twilight", this happens when you arise in the dead of night to take a dump. although the exact parameters of the "twilight" are disputed, it most commonly occurs between 3am-5am. not only is this the most tranquil time to deuce, it also saves time in the morning as no deuce is needed.
although holst had been sleeping for roughly 6 hours, he arose from slumber and the pressure was so great, it couldnt wait until morning. he had to rise from bed and take a twilight deuce.
by kirk November 22, 2004
mugGet the twilight deucemug.

poop snout

When the shit coming out of the ass looks like a pig snout.
by kirk September 13, 2003
mugGet the poop snoutmug.

over-dry

the act of taking something already dry, and drying it even more; a physical impossibility
you can't over-die, you can't over dry
by kirk August 5, 2005
mugGet the over-drymug.

mackem

It is a term made up as recently as 30 years. They used to be called geordies like the rest of us in the North east. But we seperated down to the tension over ship building contracts. Now the term Mackem means a person from the wear in Sunderland. The north east noted that they say makem and they takem instead of we make them and they take them, which is unique in Sunderland. So it stuck.
Now they have accepted it, they must not moan, and they must live with it.

So a mackem is a deluded person who lives in a different world, who hates geordie outsiders from Washington, Tyneside and the rest of the north east.
They come from the ship yards.
They have rubbish football team.
They also brag about past victories over Newcastle, it has been a few years since they beat them but they still go on about 2-1.
They also have the three letters that they tattoo on themselves and show people in their clubs around Sunderland.
The letters are FTM. They think it mean F$%% the mags. But it really means Free ticket mackems. As it is well known that they try to get kids with free tickets.
Where do they makem them free tickets bob?
by Kirk November 19, 2003
mugGet the mackemmug.

waiting for Godot

When 2 or more people are trying to leave a place and one person declares the need to leave followed by absolutely no action on any ones part.
I tried to get my friends to go to the store before it closed, but we all just kept waiting for Godot.
by kirk September 15, 2017
mugGet the waiting for Godotmug.

dukeicide

The act of making large groups into dukes. Normally done through ben franklin yelling something naughty at you.
My stars! ben franklin just commited dukeicide on us!
by kirk September 30, 2006
mugGet the dukeicidemug.

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