39 definitions by Kirk

Sorry, the above definition is a little off. Actually, make that 999 billion off. A trillion is ten to the TWELFTH power (1,000,000,000,000). Ten to the ninth power is one billion.
by Kirk November 9, 2004
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see also mullet. this is an acronym for Short Front, Long Back. another common phrase is 10-90.
the dude keeps his hair business in front party in back. hes got a sflb.
by Kirk November 23, 2004
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To be one with the earth and the mountains. To learn that life is always simpler once you put it in perspective
Johnny was so Takeyama once he figured out that he had some direction in life.
by Kirk March 14, 2005
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see also taint. this is the skin running from a mans balls to his arse!
i need to scratch my skin bridge.
by Kirk November 23, 2004
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It is a term made up as recently as 30 years. They used to be called geordies like the rest of us in the North east. But we seperated down to the tension over ship building contracts. Now the term Mackem means a person from the wear in Sunderland. The north east noted that they say makem and they takem instead of we make them and they take them, which is unique in Sunderland. So it stuck.
Now they have accepted it, they must not moan, and they must live with it.

So a mackem is a deluded person who lives in a different world, who hates geordie outsiders from Washington, Tyneside and the rest of the north east.
They come from the ship yards.
They have rubbish football team.
They also brag about past victories over Newcastle, it has been a few years since they beat them but they still go on about 2-1.
They also have the three letters that they tattoo on themselves and show people in their clubs around Sunderland.
The letters are FTM. They think it mean F$%% the mags. But it really means Free ticket mackems. As it is well known that they try to get kids with free tickets.
Where do they makem them free tickets bob?
by Kirk November 19, 2003
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A fucking gay german word that we know is bad mouthing us but don't know what it means so it's fairly funny and is used in stupid situations
You a dirty God jesus German Mishengalem!!!
by Kirk February 25, 2005
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alls out, crazy ass, shroom drewling, pussy eating, pot smoking, raving, loves teckno and trance mother fucker. One that every body looks up to for a good time. the most interesting person that you will ever meet.
I want to be just like kirk.
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by Kirk January 27, 2004
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