beck's definitions

whore mayonaise

what my boyfriend calls his tasty cum

He shot loads of whore mayonaise down my waiting throat

by beck March 21, 2004

petra

awesome christian rock band. in 1995 they released "no doubt" with a hint of 80's flay-vor. its hott stuff.

petra rocks my socks dude!

by beck September 1, 2003

played

when a guy makes you think he loves you, fucks you, and then doesnt talk to you.

"fuck me...i got so played"

by beck June 8, 2004

jus' like yo' momma

kids who genetically are going to have trouble changing who they are because they act just like their mom.

come on nah, you's betta grow up or you's gonna be jus' like yo' momma!

by beck September 1, 2003

wow

aka w.o.w. your mom upside down with periods in between

1: you play wow too much (to 2)
2: your mom plays too much wow
3: yea with periods inbetween (to 1)
*highfives

by beck March 21, 2005

kirkles

nickname for a guy named "kirk".

hye kirkles, how is ya?

by beck March 20, 2005

Waffle Hizzy

A bastardization of the "waffle house" name.

"All my crew work at the Waffle Hizzy."

by Beck May 3, 2003