Kirkley's Law
In any given situation where it is possible to express an emotion or an opinion, someone is going to be an asshole.
Person 1: "Guys Stephen Hawking just died"
Person 2:"Aw man for real? Rest in peace!"
Person 3:"Now he knows there is a God"
Person 1: " Perfect example of Kirkley's Law asshole"
Person 2:"Aw man for real? Rest in peace!"
Person 3:"Now he knows there is a God"
Person 1: " Perfect example of Kirkley's Law asshole"
Kirkley's Law by MountainGenerator March 14, 2018
Related Words
kirklee • kirkles • Kiralee • Kirkle Jerk • Kirilee • Kirkleberry • Kirkle Jerking • Kirklen • kirkley • Kirkley's Law
Kirilee
Kirilee is a smart, kind, considerate person who cares about the welfare of animals. Usually is friends with Maddie’s or Renae’s. Doesn’t openly judge people and will tolerate her family. Doesn’t view herself in a light but is usually quite beautiful. Modest and quiet, likes to advoid conflicts and prefers friendship. Will be a natural born leader with a passion to work in science. Most people who have had the fortune of meeting Kirilee will say she is like an angel sent from heaven, here to restore peace and harmony.
Kiralee
A unique young lady, who is down to earth and caring. She has long blonde hair who loves the beach. She has a devious side, loves to play rough, she also can be sarcastic.
Guy 1: Mmhm who’s that chick, she so beautiful…
Guy 2: Oh I think that’s Kiralee shes so unique, such true beauty.
Guy 1: Jizzz
Guy 2: Oh I think that’s Kiralee shes so unique, such true beauty.
Guy 1: Jizzz
Kiralee by sandycrack1 November 29, 2011
Kirklen
A Kirklen, or Kirk for short, (not to be confused with Kirklin, Kirklyn, Kyrklyn, or Kirklan) is hands down, bar none, the most incredible woman ever to have existed. An incredibly rare find, a Kirklen is well-rounded and excels in many aspects of life, including medicine, hunter jumping, many other sports, and just being a bad-ass in general. Her wit is unmatched, and her personality is unrivaled. When the word “Beautiful” searches for itself in the dictionary, it finds two things defining it: the single word “Kirklen”, and a picture of Kirklen’s face. Be careful looking into her eyes as you may just get lost in their intense golden brown color, like dark honey, or afternoon sunlight shining through a glass of whiskey. And her smile; it’s the most beautiful smile in the world, and truly something to behold. Strong mentally and physically, she doesn’t let anything get her down or get in her way. She is ambitious and driven, but is also sweet, kind, patient, and light-hearted. In choosing a single word to describe her, though no single word can truly encapsulate all that she is, it would be: perfect. Cautiously approach the wild Kirklen as she will use her limitless wit and endless beauty to entrap your mind and ensnare your senses. You will know a Kirklen is close when all the noise of the world starts to fade away and butterflies start to flutter around your stomach.
Guy 1: Woah, who in the world was that?!
Guy 2: That my man was Kirklen.
Guy 1: She has got to be the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.
Girl 1: Wow, she’s gorgeous! I wish I were Kirklen.
Guy 1: I wish you were Kirklen, too!
Guy 2: She’s not just beautiful. Brains, beauty, personality, she has it all!
Guy 2: That my man was Kirklen.
Guy 1: She has got to be the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.
Girl 1: Wow, she’s gorgeous! I wish I were Kirklen.
Guy 1: I wish you were Kirklen, too!
Guy 2: She’s not just beautiful. Brains, beauty, personality, she has it all!
Kirklen by AnonDudeJ39 December 11, 2021
Kiralee
She is a great friend and someone who will support you through anything. She is chill, and all the boys love her. She says she is ugly and talks her self down but is just the opposite. She is beautiful with a great bod.
Kiralee by RainbowBitchAssHoe August 28, 2019
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