Definitions by Chubmonkey

Monkey Up A Stick 

Euphemism for rolling a joint.

"The movies about to start dude, monkey up a stick for us."

Monkey Up A Stick by Chubmonkey November 5, 2020

Chupacockrod 

The erection you get from watching goat related activities.

I got kicked out of the petting zoo because I couldn't hide my massive chupacockrod!

Chupacockrod by Chubmonkey December 7, 2018

Magnetits 

Tits that are so awesome, you can't help but look at them no matter how hard you try not to.

Dude, how was your date last night?

It was fine until she got all upset because I was staring at her chest. I couldn't resist her magnetits!

Magnetits by Chubmonkey September 21, 2011

airbender 

An extremely loud, powerful fart. An airbender is capable of traveling around corners and breaking windows.

Chuck let loose an airbender in the elevator, I think my eardrum is punctured.

airbender by Chubmonkey July 8, 2010

Hold Your Bacon 

To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.

"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."
"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."

Hold Your Bacon by Chubmonkey July 2, 2008

Kirkulate 

To state something in a stilted and overly dramatic fashion.

"John, we've got to... get beer... I... can't... handle this... sober!"
"Dude, don't kirkulate at me, there's whisky at the gig."

Kirkulate by Chubmonkey June 17, 2008