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Kirkley's Law
In any given situation where it is possible to express an emotion or an opinion, someone is going to be an asshole.
Person 1: "Guys Stephen Hawking just died"
Person 2:"Aw man for real? Rest in peace!"
Person 3:"Now he knows there is a God"
Person 1: " Perfect example of Kirkley's Law asshole"
Person 2:"Aw man for real? Rest in peace!"
Person 3:"Now he knows there is a God"
Person 1: " Perfect example of Kirkley's Law asshole"
Kirkley's Law by MountainGenerator March 14, 2018
Related Words
kirkles • Kinkles • Kinkless kink • Kirkle Jerk • Kirkules • karkles • Kickless • Kirbles • Kirkleberry • kirklee
Kirbles
Kirbles by TheHappyHippo May 11, 2007
kirkliston
Small village just outside Edinburgh. From a crappy beginning the village is having money injected into it by new housing. Sadly thre is still an area called the gorbals(nickname). This is the arsehole of kirkliston and has several drunk and inbred families. These mutants can be found at the "Kirklands" pub. aka the flying tumbler abusing the educated ones.
kirkliston by whatever112 September 6, 2007
Kirklen
A Kirklen, or Kirk for short, (not to be confused with Kirklin, Kirklyn, Kyrklyn, or Kirklan) is hands down, bar none, the most incredible woman ever to have existed. An incredibly rare find, a Kirklen is well-rounded and excels in many aspects of life, including medicine, hunter jumping, many other sports, and just being a bad-ass in general. Her wit is unmatched, and her personality is unrivaled. When the word “Beautiful” searches for itself in the dictionary, it finds two things defining it: the single word “Kirklen”, and a picture of Kirklen’s face. Be careful looking into her eyes as you may just get lost in their intense golden brown color, like dark honey, or afternoon sunlight shining through a glass of whiskey. And her smile; it’s the most beautiful smile in the world, and truly something to behold. Strong mentally and physically, she doesn’t let anything get her down or get in her way. She is ambitious and driven, but is also sweet, kind, patient, and light-hearted. In choosing a single word to describe her, though no single word can truly encapsulate all that she is, it would be: perfect. Cautiously approach the wild Kirklen as she will use her limitless wit and endless beauty to entrap your mind and ensnare your senses. You will know a Kirklen is close when all the noise of the world starts to fade away and butterflies start to flutter around your stomach.
Guy 1: Woah, who in the world was that?!
Guy 2: That my man was Kirklen.
Guy 1: She has got to be the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.
Girl 1: Wow, she’s gorgeous! I wish I were Kirklen.
Guy 1: I wish you were Kirklen, too!
Guy 2: She’s not just beautiful. Brains, beauty, personality, she has it all!
Guy 2: That my man was Kirklen.
Guy 1: She has got to be the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.
Girl 1: Wow, she’s gorgeous! I wish I were Kirklen.
Guy 1: I wish you were Kirklen, too!
Guy 2: She’s not just beautiful. Brains, beauty, personality, she has it all!
Kirklen by AnonDudeJ39 December 11, 2021
kirkulese
Kirkulese is chinese.
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