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A lazy, bone idle person.

The King of procrastination.
Person 1: Oh man I can't be bothered today
Person 2: Do a Kingers then
Kingers by YoMamma1Me August 30, 2013

Nill Kiggers 

A nice young man who is open to help you in any way possible. Just don't swap the first letters of his first and last name
Nill Kiggers is good friends with Nate Higgers and Nick Figgers
Nill Kiggers by NotabadHero March 15, 2023

kinderscum

A messy substance produced by small children that can be found on toys, clothing, and whatever else a child manages to get their hands on. No one is entirely sure of the exact composition of kinderscum, but it is widely believed to be a mix of snot, spit, melted candy and partially digested cheerios.
1. The Woman handed the cashier a toy that was covered in kinderscum.

2. "What's that covering your baby's face and clothes?"
"Oh that's just kinderscum."
kinderscum by DigitalWings January 2, 2009

kindersmear 

a kindersmear is the state of your face when you have applied your make-up and lipstick so poorly due to affects of drunkenness or making out and/or exhaustion that you end up looking like an extra from whatever happened to baby jane the movie.

Looking like your 3 and getting into mommys' make up.
Putting on makeup and looking like a toddler did it, when in fact your on the wrong side of 25. ( and in fact may have worn girl scout dresses in h.s.)
I was so drunk when I kissed that boy named Norman, I forgot I had applied Nars red lizard and ended up with a huge kindersmear on my lips, cheek and chin.

The bar had no mirror in the bathroom, and I was forced to put on my lipstick without any visual help, while my friends let me walk and talk with a kindersmear for over an hour without telling me.
kindersmear by Cindy Shouts January 3, 2014

Hong Kongers 

Hong Kongers is a group of brave, valiant people who show no fear to power and authority, and fight Hong Kong’s freedom. Hong Kongers fight for what is right and their bravery cannot be killed by tear gases and bullets.
Wow I’m impressed by Hong Kongers’ perseverance.
Hong Kongers by t.tiana May 12, 2020

Kingerbate 

When your jerking off and your mom walks in your room and you jizz on her leg and she likes it then your dad comes in and then you have a 3 way with your dad and mom
I kingerbated my parents
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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