kinderscum

A messy substance produced by small children that can be found on toys, clothing, and whatever else a child manages to get their hands on. No one is entirely sure of the exact composition of kinderscum, but it is widely believed to be a mix of snot, spit, melted candy and partially digested cheerios.

1. The Woman handed the cashier a toy that was covered in kinderscum.

2. "What's that covering your baby's face and clothes?"
"Oh that's just kinderscum."

by DigitalWings January 2, 2009

kinderslut

A person whom is considered sexually promiscuous at an age that is considered "too young" by cultural or sociological standards.

She's pregnant at the age of 12, what a kinderslut.

by Bobby967786876 August 9, 2006

Kinderslut

A kindergarten age girl who holds hands with everyone in her class. On a higher level, this child kisses every boy in her class.

Back in the day, Bethany was a total kinderslut.

by IAmNinjor February 7, 2007

Kindercunt

An exceptionally hateful child who demonstrates extreme anti-social behaviors FBI profilers indicate will result in prolific serial killing later in life. Warning signs include violent outbursts toward elderly family members, interests in crafts that include blood splatter, occasion spitting on siblings and kicking family pets.

I can’t believe Eloise punched your grandmother in the face and called her a wrinkly old bitch. She’s such a kindercunt.

by Becky the Slut November 27, 2021

Kindercunt

Cunnilingus of barely legal or illegal status, exhibiting immature features like those of a pre-teen.

At 3p.m. Jameson Martin cruises past the local schools, hoping to score some kindercunt.

by BetterThanYou717 June 6, 2010

kinderschutten

A german womam's birth canal.

Wow, Bruinhilda's kinderschutten is huge since she had the triplets.

by PhlebotomyGirl December 1, 2016

Kindermum

A place where parents can trust the product for their babies. Diapering need is organically sorted, leaving no waste in landfills.

Kindermum is synonym of trust and love by parents and babies!

There are no alternative of such beautiful journey with Kindermum . It is just filled with love and trust!

Kindermum is just TRUST , LOVE and HAPPINESS!

I love my baby to filled with KINDERMUM !
Kindermum is place parents love to be!

by Mum of Kinder December 3, 2021