Kingerbate

When your jerking off and your mom walks in your room and you jizz on her leg and she likes it then your dad comes in and then you have a 3 way with your dad and mom

I kingerbated my parents

by Andrew large penis March 10, 2017

Kindergater

A pre-teen who is too stupid to spell kindergartner

Hey did you know that jasmine is a kindergater?

by 80's face jasmine July 9, 2019

gingerbate

When you see a red-head, and then masturbate.

Dude, did you see the Carrot-Top special? I totally had to gingerbate to that.

Dude, I gingerbated 4 times while watching the Reba marathon on lifetime.

by Jash Wabb April 25, 2010

Fingerbate

The humorous combination of the sexual terms finger and masturbate. Being put together like this, the term sounds less obscene than it's predecessors.

Jenna likes to fingerbate before she goes to sleep.

by Desmodus May 23, 2005

Kinkorbate

When Mike Kinkor spills something.

Dude, why did you Kinkorbate my drink?

by Sonny Canberry June 17, 2003

Kinkorbate

To annoy with verbal diarreah

He just went on and on until I could not take his Kinkorbation any longer.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

fingerbate

The act of being immersed in one's phone; flipping mindlessly through dating apps, social media, youtube, etc. While ignoring physical 'real life' human company or one's internal thoughts.

With a lull in the conversation, Sarah started to fingerbate to avoid that awkward silence feeling.

After they had ordered their food, the group of friends pulled out their phones and preceded to fingerbate.

by stop go man April 24, 2018