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kim kardaishian 

kim kardaishian, a big booty ho ( Fake but implants) who married a baseball player or some shit and then got divorced shortly after, wasted a wedding cake threw it in the bin. is married to Kayne West and named their baby North West. she got famous by sucking black dick, and from her father being a lawyer
Guy: did you hear what kim kardaishian and Kayne West called their kid?

guy: yeah, North West. fucken retards.
kim kardaishian by StringyMitts July 25, 2014

Kim Kardashian

A talent-less creature that resides in the depths of Beverly hills. The Kim Kardashian is an intriguing creature as it's body is made out of 85% plastic, although this is physically impossible scientists are still baffled on how this creatures exists.

The Kim Kardashian is extremely famous due to it's extremely high sexual potency which leads to it creating very bad sex tapes. The Kardashian is known to breed in a concerning rate as it gives birth to two young per marriage than divorces annually.

The Kim Kardashian is mentally controlled by the Queen Kardashian known as a 'Kris Jenner" or Scientifically named "The Utalenteuos Whoreous" Thankfully the Kris Jenner is no longer fertile however she has whole new litter that will soon produce a new generation of attention whore's.
Kim Kardashian: Some how it's famous and it's very prone to attention seeking

Kim Kardashian

A chick who's famous for having a big ass and a sex tape.

Kim kardasian 

That is a kim kardasian. She has more plastic in her ass than the pacific ocean
Kim kardasian by Nigachin June 20, 2019

Horse Kim Kardashian 

A nonsensical expression used to make people feel out of the loop/confused.
Bro you don't know Horse Kim Kardashian, are you new or something?
Horse Kim Kardashian by StressTree December 12, 2022

Kim Kardashian

Literallyyyyyyy she is an untalented and fake bitch who is famous for literallyyyyyyyyyy making a sextape with Ray J and being friends with Paris Hilton. She seriouslyyyyyyyyy made a reality show where just hangs out with the rest of her untalented family.

She also says the following:

Literallyyyyyyyyyyy
Seriouslyyyyyyyyyy
Honestlyyyyyyyyyy
I am literallyyyyyyyyyyy an untalened, fake, and honestlyyyyyyy slutty bitch. I am seriouslyyyyyyyyyy so greedy and made a horrible sextape and song literallyyyyyyyyy called JAM.

- Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian by Rpgluvr13 June 26, 2017

Kim Kardashian

Kanye: My wife Kim Kardashian ain't no Hobbit.
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