JAM

Fast way of texting "just a minute" or "just a moment."
Person 1: "Can you check what homework we have tonight?"
Person 2: "Sure, jam, let me go to the website."
by J.J. Georvid September 23, 2016
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A positive multifunctiontional expression for wanting to be "all over" a person, place, or thing .b. This word is also used singuarly as an exclamation of goodness or excitment. c. A serisouly groovy tune i.e. Bennie and the Jets. Originally derived from the Rasta term "Jammin" as applied to music and musical performances made popluar by Bob Marley.
I want to JAM on Chuck Bass because he is the sexiest man alive!

I'm so hungry, I need to JAM on some pico de gallo pronto!

S: I just got my paycheck lets go JAM on some alcohol.
L: JAM
S: JAM

(Bennie and the Jets begins to play)
S: I love this JAM! Lets twist
L: JAM
by Sarah F King May 25, 2008
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The act of giving a man oral sex
You can't jelly a cock down her throat but you can JAM it.
by AshCassidy August 29, 2014
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Acronym for Jocular Alpha Male, named so for their primary function of attempting to jam every female in sight. Common traits include low intelligence, superiority complex brought on by deep ceded insecurity/homoerotic denial, muscle mass consistent with steroid abuse and a predilection for jager bombs and HGH.
JAM 1: I'm so jacked right now man! I just blasted my delts at the gym! I can't wait to hit the bar tonight, pound some jager bombs and bang some skanks!

JAM 2: I just spent the rest of my money on HGH from China, so I can't go broski. Why don't we stay at my place, watch Brokeback Mountain and cuddle?

JAM 1: What the fuck did you just say?

JAM 2: Chill out dude, I'm just kidding... (aside) but not really.
by Corey McCutcheon July 11, 2008
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JAM = jelly as a motherfucker
dangus: RIP Zyzz - Son of Zeus, Brother of Hercules, Father of Aesthetics

skinny faggot: fuck Zyzz

dangus: lolol u mad brah? u must be JAM
by dangus vaikstyne October 07, 2011
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JAM is a well-known slang word within the UK standing for Just A Minute, a long running popular BBC Radio 4 panel. The slang JAM was first used within the BBC, but this unofficial slang is now far more widespread.

Devised by Ian Messiter (1920-1999) whilst aboard a London bus, JAM was first broadcast in South Africa before being adopted by the BBC in 1967. It is distinctive by its use of the minute waltz.

An extremely entertaining but simple format, celebrity contestants have to speak for one minute on a given subject without deviation, repetition (of a word) or hesitation. If they do, other celebrity panellists can make a challenge; a successful challenge means they in turn get to continue talking on that subject for the remains of the minute. By 2009 over 700 episodes of JAM have been aired.
"Don't telephone me at 6-30 as I'll be listening to JAM on the wireless."

"No chance of that as I'm also a fan of JAM!"
by caiptean September 21, 2009
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a. the act of being hedonistically nubilous

b. the act of fermenting like a sea-lion the following day
c. people fluent in the artful language of JAManese
d. something you put on toast
MUAMP THE JAM!
by LIME JUICE July 09, 2009
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