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At first, he seems judgemental and his open personality makes him seem unapproachable. He may seem like one of those troublemaker kids who are really fake but once you start talking to him you'll realize he's not fake at all, he gives no shits and tells it as it is. He's not a troublemaker but he speaks his mind and loves to play devil's advocate which does get him into trouble sometimes. He can't stand people who take everything seriously and don't know how to take a joke. Kianosh is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet, he's super easy to talk to but if he hates you, you'll know. He's the type of person to comfort you when you're stressed over a math exam, to spend hours teaching you how to play a video game that you clearly suck at, and he'll help you get items in that video game when you're distracted by the internet. Kianosh is one of those people you can be a complete idiot around, he'll call you retarded but he won't judge, he contributes to a really fun and free atmosphere where you can just goof around and make offensive jokes. He doesn't give a shit what anyone says or thinks. Kianosh will actually listen to you even if you're just blabbing about your parents. He's definitely someone you want to get to know better and become better friends with. His name means prince forever (that's what he told me), if he's a prince, he is definitely a no bullshit unconventional prince. He also loves his shoes.

p.s he looooooves Stephany and he's a complete weeb (jk)
Clare: that person just called me a bitch and said the n-word
Mikaila: yup that's kianosh for you
Related Words
kijano • kiano • kiwano • kianoosh • kianoush • kianoka • kianoo • Kianosh • Kijan • kijana

takeshi kitano 

Quite simply one of the best directors in the world right now, as well as being the epitome of cool in his acting persona, "Beat" Takeshi (taken from his stint in stand-up double act, The Two Beats) in most of his own films, as well as the likes of Battle Royale, Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence, Gonin and (oops) Johnny Mnemonic.

Best known for his Yakuza films (such as Sonatine and Brother), as well as Hana-bi and the truly fantastic Zatoichi - both of which winning the Venice Film Festival in 1997 and 2003 respectively.

Also known for presenting Takeshi's Castle - which makes as much sense as Francis Ford Coppola's Saturday Night Takeaway if you think about it. Not to be confused with the qually brilliant and prolific (if borderline deranged) Takashi Miike.
Zatoichi
Sonatine
Brother
Hana-bi
takeshi kitano by OD Smith March 21, 2005

takeshi kitano 

It's the Japanese equivalent of God or Jesus Christ. This is because of his immense talent as a filmmaker, comedian, writer, social commentator, satire, painter, killer, finger-cutter, hiker, athlete, stopping bullets with his chin, slapping drug-dealers around at public restrooms around 20 times in a single cut, storming and destroying magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, getting arrested after storming magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, resurrecting after mortal motorcycle accidents and coming back even more badass than before and discovering new talents, cooking, etc.

He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.
"Takeshi Kitano died and came back to life! Now he has a broken wrist, an eyepatch, sticks chopsticks to Yakuza henchmen's eyes... and paints! God help us!
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."
takeshi kitano by mrkitano November 25, 2006

kianoosh 

The sweetest and kindest man who cares for a lot of people
That man is very kianoosh <3
Adj.

1. Slimy, slippery, sticky, gooey, etc.
2. Descriptive of an unusual, mildly to severely unpleasant physical sensation.
3. Descriptive of a situation, occurrence, or object that evokes an unsettling and uncomfortable feeling.
1. "I haven't even gotten all the seeds out of this pumpkin and my hands are already totally kiwano!"

2. "Maybe I shouldn't have eaten that pig's foot- I'm feeling a little kiwano."

3. "He has no sense of personal space- every conversation I have with him is completely kiwano."
kiwano by two_masks September 9, 2008
A amazing guy who is always there for you. Usually does karate and gets all the girls. He is hot and smart and sometimes even cute. You have a great sense of humor.
Kiano is amazing. He is there for you whenever you are feeling down. He has a million dollar smile and pays attention to you. He does a lot of sports his moms name is Linda Fourie.
kiano by Gabrielle Kaufmann March 15, 2014
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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