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A very tall, clumsy, and loud person. Can sometimes be overly sensitive and doesn't react well to rejection.
He is such a kijano.
kijano by flatbreadphatty September 30, 2013
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At first, he seems judgemental and his open personality makes him seem unapproachable. He may seem like one of those troublemaker kids who are really fake but once you start talking to him you'll realize he's not fake at all, he gives no shits and tells it as it is. He's not a troublemaker but he speaks his mind and loves to play devil's advocate which does get him into trouble sometimes. He can't stand people who take everything seriously and don't know how to take a joke. Kianosh is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet, he's super easy to talk to but if he hates you, you'll know. He's the type of person to comfort you when you're stressed over a math exam, to spend hours teaching you how to play a video game that you clearly suck at, and he'll help you get items in that video game when you're distracted by the internet. Kianosh is one of those people you can be a complete idiot around, he'll call you retarded but he won't judge, he contributes to a really fun and free atmosphere where you can just goof around and make offensive jokes. He doesn't give a shit what anyone says or thinks. Kianosh will actually listen to you even if you're just blabbing about your parents. He's definitely someone you want to get to know better and become better friends with. His name means prince forever (that's what he told me), if he's a prince, he is definitely a no bullshit unconventional prince. He also loves his shoes.

p.s he looooooves Stephany and he's a complete weeb (jk)
Clare: that person just called me a bitch and said the n-word
Mikaila: yup that's kianosh for you
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takeshi kitano 

Quite simply one of the best directors in the world right now, as well as being the epitome of cool in his acting persona, "Beat" Takeshi (taken from his stint in stand-up double act, The Two Beats) in most of his own films, as well as the likes of Battle Royale, Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence, Gonin and (oops) Johnny Mnemonic.

Best known for his Yakuza films (such as Sonatine and Brother), as well as Hana-bi and the truly fantastic Zatoichi - both of which winning the Venice Film Festival in 1997 and 2003 respectively.

Also known for presenting Takeshi's Castle - which makes as much sense as Francis Ford Coppola's Saturday Night Takeaway if you think about it. Not to be confused with the qually brilliant and prolific (if borderline deranged) Takashi Miike.
Zatoichi
Sonatine
Brother
Hana-bi
takeshi kitano by OD Smith March 21, 2005

takeshi kitano 

It's the Japanese equivalent of God or Jesus Christ. This is because of his immense talent as a filmmaker, comedian, writer, social commentator, satire, painter, killer, finger-cutter, hiker, athlete, stopping bullets with his chin, slapping drug-dealers around at public restrooms around 20 times in a single cut, storming and destroying magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, getting arrested after storming magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, resurrecting after mortal motorcycle accidents and coming back even more badass than before and discovering new talents, cooking, etc.

He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.
"Takeshi Kitano died and came back to life! Now he has a broken wrist, an eyepatch, sticks chopsticks to Yakuza henchmen's eyes... and paints! God help us!
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."
takeshi kitano by mrkitano November 25, 2006

kianoosh 

The sweetest and kindest man who cares for a lot of people
That man is very kianoosh <3
Adj.

1. Slimy, slippery, sticky, gooey, etc.
2. Descriptive of an unusual, mildly to severely unpleasant physical sensation.
3. Descriptive of a situation, occurrence, or object that evokes an unsettling and uncomfortable feeling.
1. "I haven't even gotten all the seeds out of this pumpkin and my hands are already totally kiwano!"

2. "Maybe I shouldn't have eaten that pig's foot- I'm feeling a little kiwano."

3. "He has no sense of personal space- every conversation I have with him is completely kiwano."
kiwano by two_masks September 9, 2008
A amazing guy who is always there for you. Usually does karate and gets all the girls. He is hot and smart and sometimes even cute. You have a great sense of humor.
Kiano is amazing. He is there for you whenever you are feeling down. He has a million dollar smile and pays attention to you. He does a lot of sports his moms name is Linda Fourie.
kiano by Gabrielle Kaufmann March 15, 2014
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High School Liquid 

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