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Kianoosh 

Usually a persian boy;
He likes BDSM and he's a hunter, he's very big downstairs... he likes to treat people as if they were his pets.
kianoosh is coming...
Kianoosh by anonymous November 23, 2021
At first, he seems judgemental and his open personality makes him seem unapproachable. He may seem like one of those troublemaker kids who are really fake but once you start talking to him you'll realize he's not fake at all, he gives no shits and tells it as it is. He's not a troublemaker but he speaks his mind and loves to play devil's advocate which does get him into trouble sometimes. He can't stand people who take everything seriously and don't know how to take a joke. Kianosh is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet, he's super easy to talk to but if he hates you, you'll know. He's the type of person to comfort you when you're stressed over a math exam, to spend hours teaching you how to play a video game that you clearly suck at, and he'll help you get items in that video game when you're distracted by the internet. Kianosh is one of those people you can be a complete idiot around, he'll call you retarded but he won't judge, he contributes to a really fun and free atmosphere where you can just goof around and make offensive jokes. He doesn't give a shit what anyone says or thinks. Kianosh will actually listen to you even if you're just blabbing about your parents. He's definitely someone you want to get to know better and become better friends with. His name means prince forever (that's what he told me), if he's a prince, he is definitely a no bullshit unconventional prince. He also loves his shoes.

p.s he looooooves Stephany and he's a complete weeb (jk)
Clare: that person just called me a bitch and said the n-word
Mikaila: yup that's kianosh for you

douche kanoosh 

n: a person with douchey quailties and calling them a douche just doesnt sum it up. also could be a person of jewish religion.
Man you are such a douche kanoosh
Something Jack Black would say to needlessly add weight and depth to an action. May be coupled with 'spiloosh'.
*slaps KGs hand*

JB: Kanoosh.

Kianoush 

Kianoush is a brave knight who is very humble and tries his best to help people. He usually has the characteristics of a superhero. Moreover he is known to be the most handsome guy in the town.

He is also famous for his intelligence and his wide horizon of knowledge. He usually aces his exams without even studying.
How did you get a Man that is Kianoush?
I don’t know, I guess I was lucky
Kianoush by Dogfishing November 22, 2021
A reference to a butt, backside, or ass, more specifically female posterior.
A Denver man once said, "I have been from LA to New York and that is the smallest Kanoosh I have ever seen.

"Her face got straight pissed off when he said she had a small Kanoosh"
Kanoosh by Johnny hammar sticks April 3, 2010
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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