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Zatoichi
(n.) a blind swordsman said to be of the Edo period (1603 to 1868) in Japan, he looks absolutely harmless, but he will literally chop you into pieces if you fuck with him
(v.) to be owned to such an extent by a blind dude that words cannot even begin to express how badly you got your ass kicked.
(v.) to be owned to such an extent by a blind dude that words cannot even begin to express how badly you got your ass kicked.
(n.) a blind swordsman whose greatness is said to know no bounds and trounces even the level of greatness chuck norris achieved over the years, he is said to have known the cure for all diseases (I can't put AIDS or cancer because of my freinds morals), the path to world peace, the answer to the question of world peace, and he literally knows your every thought of every day of every hour of every minute of every second of every millisecond (he even knows that im writing this overly cliched example).
(v.)
Person 1: Hey bro, did you hear about how little Timmy beat the shit out of Tyson?
Person 2: You mean that little blind nigga?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Dayum, nigga! Tyson got Zatoichied!
Person 1: !!11!!1!one
Person 2: No. Just no.
(v.)
Person 1: Hey bro, did you hear about how little Timmy beat the shit out of Tyson?
Person 2: You mean that little blind nigga?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Dayum, nigga! Tyson got Zatoichied!
Person 1: !!11!!1!one
Person 2: No. Just no.
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