kexter
kexter by fartboxriper October 28, 2021
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Kester’s Balls
A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball
Kester’s Balls by Crayson February 8, 2019
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keetered
"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."
keetered by SwingBatter October 12, 2009
Kettering high school
This place is absolute ass. With all the emo and furries walking around you feel like your in a goth shop and with the people who vape you can’t even go to the bathroom cause half of them are closed. The new principal is annoying too with the no phones in class policy.
Kettering high school by Mynameismichealmyers October 15, 2021
keter
this is a clas of SCP's. "Keter" is assigned to subjects that both display vigorous, active hostility to human life, civilization, and/or spacetime, and are capable of causing significant destruction in the event of a containment breach. Such subjects must be cataloged, contained according to special containment procedures, and destroyed, if possible.
Merely being inimical to human life is not in itself cause for classification as a Keter-level object. A Keter classification indicates that not only is this subject capable of inflicting devastating harm to human life and civilization, but that containment protocols must be extensive, involved, and precisely followed in order to prevent it from doing so. Research into the neutralization of Keter-class SCPs is always a top priority for the Foundation.
Cases where Keter-class objects that can be neutralized by Foundation personnel persist in Foundation custody are rare, and are grouped into three main categories. In addition to cases where destruction of the object continues to be unfeasible due to apparent invulnerability or similar circumstance, there are some Keter-class objects with significant tactical value for the Foundation, as well as Keter-class objects that threaten more harm to humanity from their neutralization than from their continued existence.
Merely being inimical to human life is not in itself cause for classification as a Keter-level object. A Keter classification indicates that not only is this subject capable of inflicting devastating harm to human life and civilization, but that containment protocols must be extensive, involved, and precisely followed in order to prevent it from doing so. Research into the neutralization of Keter-class SCPs is always a top priority for the Foundation.
Cases where Keter-class objects that can be neutralized by Foundation personnel persist in Foundation custody are rare, and are grouped into three main categories. In addition to cases where destruction of the object continues to be unfeasible due to apparent invulnerability or similar circumstance, there are some Keter-class objects with significant tactical value for the Foundation, as well as Keter-class objects that threaten more harm to humanity from their neutralization than from their continued existence.
d-class personel 1 : "whats the type of scp we are going to"
d-class personel 2: "i think i heard keter"
d-class personel1: "fuck"
d-class personel 2: "i think i heard keter"
d-class personel1: "fuck"
keter by NOT king dr. Bright February 21, 2019
Kettering
Kettering by laszlomann September 30, 2015
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