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When two people are arguing the same side of a point but continue arguing.
You guys are just kettering, shut up so I can get some sleep.
by laszlomann September 30, 2015
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Town in northampton, ruined by the fact of it being closely related with CorbyWell known for its rivalry against the Corby towners.
Popular for numerous amount of chavs, of which most commonly are about 4ft tall and there vocabulary reaching only to the extent of 'ennit', 'fookin' grebs' and 'i'll proper bang you out!'
Not only is there a vast number of chavs in the town - these are accompanied by the grebs. However, the only way you will pass these is if you dare to enter the lears of 'greb gardens', 'morrisons', or 'downtown subway'.
If you are one of the many teens to fortnightly visit 'Keystone Escape' for there music gigs then you'll know what i mean when i say that Kettering is overrun by the 'scene' era. Try a Thursday night at 'Keystone' for the chance to be abused by about 50 of the 4ft chavs.

Well, in addition to the youths of Kettering, you've got; litter, the rude and inconsiderate elderly, graffiti, vandalism, lack of good shops, the permenant stench, and my goodness the list could go on.

And they say that Corby is bad.
'Hey you, what are you doing near Kettering?
I say you run a few miles real quick!'
by Meghann and Phoebe July 24, 2007
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A middle class suburban town where everyone under the age of 22 is either a arrogant prick or a wannabe roadman who can only get their hands on lemons but who think they are hard because they know all the words to one Stormzy song.
person;
middle class white teenagers from Kettering; oi bruv, me and my man'dem are the hardest boyz alive. we'll beat you up if you come to my endz
person; oh no i'm to scared to set foot in north Hampshire because the Kettering boyz will get me.
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a town in northampton where everyone is a fucking chav. it is home of southfield school for girls (the lesbian school) and KSA (the roadman school). if you attend either of these schools.....YOUR A NONCE. kettering also has many maccies where roadmen are often found on the loose.
A TIP) gypos are often on the loose so if you see a caravan RUN (the chubby boy might catch you)
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by heycatchmywoah March 30, 2019
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A small, typical imprint of Suburbia located on the outer edges of Dayton, Ohio. It is a middle-class community characterized by a high rate of teen pregnancies, pigheaded Republicans with views of the world dated pre-Cold War, and incredibly ignorant bumper stickers. It's only recognizable claim to fame would be the alum of Kettering Fairmont High School, Nancy Cartwright (widely known as the voice of Bart Simpson). Also, Rob Dyrdek (of MTV's Rob & Big) is known to have attended Fairmont's not-so glorious classes. Other than boasting Ohio's most state-of-the-art (as well as expensive) High School music program, Kettering has no real significance in the grand scheme of life in Ohio. In closing, Kettering is such a generally plain town in which to "live", it is more commonly known by it's teenage inhabitants as a place where souls go to die.
Jill: Hey, do you wanna come hang out with me this weekend?

Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?

Jill: Yeah?

Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.

Jill: ???

Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering
by JennyMuthafucka! July 29, 2011
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N. An imprint left on the skin after reclining on an uneven surface for a sustained period, commonly seen on face after sleeping in an unusual place
"I don't know how I got there or what they did to me. All I know is I woke up sore and with kettering all over my face."
by Humbert October 19, 2005
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