keetered

BOTH drunk and stoned.

"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."

by SwingBatter October 12, 2009

Keefered

when you always have to pay for things for your richest friend.

Lunch dinner beers

Ex. You order breakfast together “hey I forgot my wallet, so thanks” (as they walk away and get in their brand new car and you’re stuck with the bill and a bus pass)

Man you just got keefered

by Keefering July 29, 2018

Keenered

When you recieve bad news via text message. Often done to avoid a conversation.cowardly

Lastnight I was going to meet a friend for some drinks. Then at the last minute I was keenered

by Phunkmaster P. October 28, 2009