keetered

BOTH drunk and stoned.

"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."

by SwingBatter October 12, 2009

Keeter

A guy with a Big dick.

I always want a Keeter.

by nigga_bitch February 01, 2016

keeter

Buzzkill, something that annoys you

"Wow that guy is such a keeter"
"This party is a keeter"

by 3mPATHy April 21, 2009

keeter

to fall or collapse following a period of teetering

"For a moment it looked like my Jenga stack was going to survive that last piece I pulled, but then it keetered over with a hugh crash."

by Philosopher Eight December 20, 2008

keeter

the fuzz in your kooter

After rolling around on the carpet, i had keeter

by The Virtual Lab April 20, 2005

keeters

a woman with usually large breasts that has extremely wide nipples about the size of a rather large pepperoni most commonly found on black or italian women

I got his sisterd bra off last night and she had some of the biggest and nicest keeters I've ever seen I proceeded to cum all over them

by thtshitscrazy March 24, 2009

vibe keeter

something or someone that ruined your vibe

nah son, this treesh really a vibe keeter

by bigbeonz August 02, 2021