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Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but not Omnipresent. But Any Way Kraft And Kentop Rubbed Their Fats Together Nearly Creating The 8Th Mass Extinction Event In The Earths History.

TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
Guy 1: is that totes kentop the almighty?
Guy 2: wow yeah that is!
Guy 3: have you read his definition on Urban dictionary?
Guy 4:Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for Guy 5: miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced

Guy 6: by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not

Guy 7: very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent

Guy8: being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was

Guy9:mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in

Guy 10: the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people

Guy 11: say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States

Guy 12: and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive

Guy 13: mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but

Guy 23: TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
by wabelover69 January 27, 2022
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kenopsia

n. the eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that’s usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet—a school hallway in the evening, an unlit office on a weekend, vacant fairgrounds—an emotional afterimage that makes it seem not just empty but hyper-empty, with a total population in the negative, who are so conspicuously absent they glow like neon signs.
When the couple revisited their old home, there was an unmistakable air of kenopsia.
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Are you Nanami kento? Exactly

Can you cook? Yeah Nanami kento can
Are you husband material? But Nanami kento is
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A dilf with a big dick and I mean bigggg
You know kento nanami? The dilf with the big dick hell yeah
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nakajima kento

Leader of Johnny's Entertainment group, Sexy Zone. Known to be the "idol of idols", as he has mastered the ways of being a handsome, sparkly, kiss-blowing idol better than most ever will. Previous member of Johnny's Jr. subgroup, B.I. Shadow.

Nakajima plays piano, and often sings as he plays on-stage. He is also often times the only singer in Sexy Zone to not lip sync in songs during their performances. Nakajima is also known to be one of the best dancers in the Johnny's business.

He is among the few Johnny's idols that attend college, and is a sociology major. Nakajima is known to be an extreme tryhard, though it has paid off well in his career.

He is known for his acting roles in drama, "Bad Boys J", lead role in the movie, "Silver Spoon", based on the manga.
Nakajima Kento is frickin hot af.
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Kenton

He is a person with a good personality and is kind to everyone.Kenton is funny and has a good sense of humor. He is cute and has the best hair ever . He will always find some good friends ever where he goes. I have had experience with someone named Kenton before and this is based on what I see him as.
Did you see Kenton in math class he looked so cute.

Look at Kenton's black hair it always looks good.
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Simon Kenton

Where erryone is getting preggo, it even has a day care!
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