Kentopp 

An interesting person, somewhat misunderstood, but extremely talented in the ways of flirting. Sometimes related to the western man whore or the pick up artist.

Man that douche at the club reminded me of a Kentopp.

Kentopp by Georgio Banderas July 14, 2009

kentop 

Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but not Omnipresent. But Any Way Kraft And Kentop Rubbed Their Fats Together Nearly Creating The 8Th Mass Extinction Event In The Earths History.

TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.

Guy 1: is that totes kentop the almighty?
Guy 2: wow yeah that is!
Guy 3: have you read his definition on Urban dictionary?
Guy 4:Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for Guy 5: miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced

Guy 6: by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not

Guy 7: very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent

Guy8: being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was

Guy9:mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in

Guy 10: the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people

Guy 11: say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States

Guy 12: and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive

Guy 13: mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but

Guy 23: TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.

kentop by wabelover69 January 27, 2022