Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for
miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent being. HP lovecraft wrote a
book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was mentioned to in the
Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in the part where Satan fights
god or something and then gets cast down idk
tbh i'm not Christian but some
people say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important
Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32
pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a
slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but not Omnipresent. But Any Way Kraft And Kentop Rubbed Their Fats Together Nearly Creating The 8Th Mass Extinction Event In The Earths History.
TLDR: The wooden
spoon couldn’t
cut but left emotional scars.
Guy 1: is that totes kentop the almighty?
Guy 2: wow yeah that is!
Guy 3: have you read his
definition on Urban dictionary?
Guy
4:Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for Guy 5:
miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced
Guy 6: by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not
Guy 7: very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent
Guy8: being. HP lovecraft wrote a
book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was
Guy9:mentioned to in the
Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in
Guy 10: the part where Satan fights
god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some
peopleGuy 11: say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important
Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States
Guy
12: and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive
Guy 13: mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but
Guy 23: TLDR: The wooden
spoon couldn’t
cut but left emotional scars.
