Keatophobia

A fear of Keaton and his mean jokes

I’ve been clinicaly diagnosed with keatophobia

by KingVTC January 24, 2019

Kenophobia

fear of voids or empty spaces

That dude lives in a crowded closet--he's got kenophobia.

by Fuh-Kyoo November 11, 2010

Katephobia

The fear of someone touching or licking your armpits.

Katephobia If you touch her arm pits and she will lash out.

by DiabeticWonder June 4, 2018

Kiltophobia

The fear of walking past a Scotsman on a windy day and their kilt blowing up to reveal a penis so infected it makes the blue waffle look edible.

Donald: It's a wee bit windy M'dear, I think you need to trim your beaver. It looks like the Jackson five's peaking out from under your skirt!
Fanny: Your small yeast infected mushroom is scaring my auntie, she has Kiltophobia remember?

Donald: Aye, but she can't see it if it's in her mouth.

by Bells swan November 8, 2014

Keriophobia

the fear of candles

Donshawna can't sleep because her mom has a candle lit and she has keriophobia .

by Yonce333 June 25, 2016

kebabophobia

The fear of kebabs

Gross gore suffers from kebabophobia due to the actions of some group called The Plan.

by Brexit Enthusiast August 11, 2020

khanophobia

the fear of meeting khan bc how bad she is

trauma: pls help i have khanophobia
godzi: ok
dark: ok
ack: no fuck you

by trauma a January 16, 2021