Kenopause 

"Kenopause" Describes a moment in a man's life where they start to be interested in new hobbies they never previously were or starting conversations about mundane activities, including, but not exclusively DIY.

See also "kenergy"

Source taken from an interview with Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling about the Barbie movie by Sian Welby to describe someone with a specific type of "ken" energy or "Kenergy" as it is now known, Kenopause is endorsed by the actors who play Barbie and Ken themselves.

"I think Dave is going through the kenopause, his search history on his phone is all mowers"

"Chris now owns 7 BBQs, seems like a classic case of Kenopause"

"Jonny just spent 15 minutes telling me the best way to swing a golf club, I disn't even ask! absolute kenopause behaviour"

Kenopause by cbfast July 20, 2023

Menopause 

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.

Mary had her menopause recently.

Menopause by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022

Menopause wet dream 

When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.

wet menopause sex

Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)

Menopause wet dream by Badnancie September 25, 2014

menopause 

The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children.

Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!

menopause by KillaPBJ April 17, 2006

menopause 

A special time in a woman's life when they can't have babies anymore. They get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. Bad time for teenagers to live with their moms.

She was mean because she was going through menopause.

menopause by Ssssshhhhooooaaaawwwwttttyyyy January 13, 2009

male menopause 

Typified by mood swings and irritability, lack of sex drive, tendency to go home and bake rather than go dipping the wick with the wife. "Male menopause" may be the result of hypogonadism, where the testes produce few or no hormones. Kind of lame for all involved.

"Dan's male menopause is worse than usual today, just found him weeping in the break room, eating his second Kit Kat chunky for the day, and it's not even 10am."

male menopause by PseudoSydney May 11, 2016

menopause 

Old women can't have no mo' babies.

Shelby: I missed ma period!!
Chatarra: You got menopause!

menopause by yo momma November 27, 2004