kenny macormick 

Dies in almost every single episode of South Park. gets a lot of girls. He loves to cheese. Only shows face about 3 times. He is mysterion. He hates cart man. He got to level 60 on heaven vs hell. He only mumbles. He wears a huge coat and he is poor.

Stan: oh my god you killed Kenny

Kyle: you bas***ds
Stan: how are you doing kenny. Kenny macormick: hmm

kenny macormick by Scary turtles 24 May 14, 2018

The Kenny McCormick Effect

The theory that somwhere, somehow, a Kenny McCormick around the world is getting killed or dying.

Someone named Kenny McCormick: Help me! I'm dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMGWTFBBQ!!!

Random douchebag that doesn't stop to help: ANd that, my friends, is The Kenny McCormick Effect!

The Kenny McCormick Effect by MMMMMMMMTOASt July 13, 2010

Kenny McCormick 

A South Park character almost as perverted as Chef. He is one of the four main boys, along with Stan, Kyle, and Cartman - Kenny is the residential poor kid, consistently clothed, concealed, and muffled by an orange parka, whose experience with sex is only surpassed by his experience with death.

Visible in select episodes without his orange parka - most notably in the movie. Has messy blond hair. The best-looking of the South Park boys. Voiced by Matt Stone.

Kenny McCormick: M mm mm! Mmm mffm mfmf mm m- MMM MMMF!
(I want her! Maybe I'll finger her and- OH NOOO!!!)

*Kenny is flattened by Mariah Carey's breasts*

Stan: Oh my God! She killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bastard!!!

Kenny McCormick by Silver415 December 19, 2009

Kenny McCormick 

Character On South Park, a comedy central tv show. He wheres an orange parka that covers his entire face and muffles all his words, he never takes this parka off ever except for one quick second in the South Park Movie. Kenny is also very poor, his family has many welfair babies. Kenny is one of the four south park boys. In almost every episode up until the end of season five, Kenny dies, but then re-appears the next episode. In the 6th season of the tv show, he is dead for good, and its replaced by Butters. In the 7th season Kenny re-appears. Kenny is also the most perverted out of the four boys, he knows everything about sex and explains it to the boys, but ofcourse it is muffled. However the boys can understand kenny through his muffling coat, and they talk and interact with him. It is just harder for viewers like you and me to undertand him...

"Oh my god, they killed kenny!"-Kyle
"You Bastards!"-Stan

"mi mrlike merls werr b-ahhr mrr mree mri mrlike merls werr br-ahhrr mrittys"-Kenny (muffled)

Kenny McCormick by n, mcbar September 15, 2005

Kenny McCormick 

one of the best characters ever created.

person one: I love Kenny McCormick

Person two: same

Kenny McCormick by Tweek_coffee April 7, 2023

kenny mccormick 

The foul, crude, but kick ass boy on south park / He wears an orange parka and him voice is muffled. Thats the fun part..

Les: Going down to south park gonna see if I cant unwind"
seasons 1-2
Kenny Mccormick: I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
Seasons 3-5
I have got a ten inch penis use your mouth if u wanna clean it
Seasons 7^
Some day ill be old enough to stick my dick in briteny's butt

kenny mccormick by sdfsfsdfsfsd er gdfg September 7, 2006

Kenny McCormick 

Kenny McCormick is a 9 year old boy on the emmy award winning series, South Park. He is poor and foul-mouthed, which is the main reason he wears his orange Parka. During the earlier seasons he died frequently and his remains were devoured or carried away by rats however in later seasons he is killed less and less until he is 'permanently' killed by the AIDS virus. He later embodies Cartman and eventually rejoins the series with no explanation in season 7. He does NOT die every episode nor does he ever die twice as we learn in one episode of SP that he is actually reborn by Mrs. McCormick over 50 times! Kenny is poor and is frequently belittled by his 'friend' Cartman. If an argument between Stan+Kyle vs Eric occurs, he is usually stuck on Cartmans side. although most of what he says is hard to decipher, it is understandable and usually involves sexually explicit words and terminology.

Misinformed wannabe fan of SP: Dude, did you see SP last night? I swear Kenny dies like every episode.
Actual fan: No, he doesn't, if you think he does you have not watched much South Park.

Kenny McCormick: *muffled* Maybe you can rub her pussy!
Stan, Kyle and Cartman: How do you know she has a cat?
...
*Everyone Laughs*

Kenny McCormick by _red___xiii_ April 2, 2008