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Kelvim is the best guy you can find. He is funny, handsome, loyal, kind, loveable. He will never let you down. He is rich and successful. He loves to collect stuff. He has a Lamborghini that he doesn't use. He attracts all the girls. "I want to be like Kelvim" everyone says. He is a good drinker, and doesn't get hangovers. Having a Kelvim is good. He is the most handsome in the family.
I want to be like Kelvim.
Kelvim is so lucky, all the girls like him.
kelvim by InfectedNight January 22, 2024
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kelvining 

Invented by Lord Kelvin in the 1850s, an act of watching movies at 69 Kelvin in order to popularize the newly invented scale, soon it would be adopted all over the world. This is the optimal temperature that causes maximum stimulation, perfect for Netflix and chilling.
Yo, we kelvining tonight?
kelvining by fA1K0n June 12, 2021

kelvintism 

An extreme case of autism where six whole chromosomes are missing and temper tantrums, anger issues, and mental retardation is obvious.
Melvin has an extreme case of kelvintism

kelvinmak 

when you dont give a damn about anything and you say all this crap that offends people but is pretty funny to other people and sometimes funny to the people that get laughed at. Says random things out of nowhere and interrupts conversations to say random funny things.
Panda: so like i was like going like to this like--
Kelvin: LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE wanna suck my dick already?
Chris/Cameron/Kevin/other tennis ppl: HAHAHAHA
Panda: wow screw you dickface
Kelvin: Let's just have sex now.
Panda: k, imma make a kelvinmak urban dictionary.
Kelvin: can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: k ill slice it off before i leave *slice*.
kelvinmak by pandaboyxxx August 24, 2009
Kelvin. If you look into his eyes, you can see a passion, a sincerity which has yet to be known or understood by people. He posses a beautiful soul and his outer attractiveness is a mirror reflection of just how beautiful he is on the inside. he is lighthearted and will make you laugh with a blink of your eye and before you know it he will be hugging you to say 'you're cared for'.
He is an honest person and always strives to speak his truth, what he knows to be true in his heart. He does not judge people and sees them for who they are. The inner person beneath all the layers of fear, past heart aches, negative experiences and seeks to know a person for their insides (not their organs but their true spirit :))
An extremely caring person who will cross all boundaries to protect and shield the ones he loves. he loves his family to the zenith degree and adores animals and the loyalty that they bring into his life. He is admired by friends and loved by his family dearly. He is never alone. Even when he feels he is, he is never alone.
Inside him he harbors a deep love for people and wishes to contribute to the world. he is passionate, romantic and sweet the sweetest type of sweet one can find. He adores children and will make the most loving father and the perfect partner in life. he's incredibly sexy and his lips....... he's desired by all women and is loved very deeply by one girl especially, who he means everything to.
Girl 1: girl have you had coffee with Kelvin yet?
Girl 2: ummm... no not yet Im but still... a little scared
Girl 1: courage up woman... you can't let him go, he's too special to you, i can see in your eyes he means alot to you
Girl 2: i can't help it... i love him. ever second he's on my mind. he makes me the happiest person in the world
Kelvin by skittlesarepretty July 3, 2010
Kelvin is an amazing person, sweet and compassionate about things he cares about. Kelvin is very smart, even though he acts like he's not, and he's adorable beyond anything you could ever imagine. He is the funniest person you can meet and will make you laugh until your ribs hurt. He gets angry when people call him Kevin, and when he gets mad, he gets MAD. Never get on Kelvins nerves or you're in for a treat. Overall a Kelvin is someone who always looks out for his friends and has a girlfriend who loves him very much. If you ever meet a Kelvin in your life, make sure to hold him close and never let him go or you'll lose someone who is a extremely good friend.
Girl 1: Have you met Kelvin yet?
Girl 2: Ofc! He's so funny!
Kelvin by Ayeimastranger October 17, 2020

Kelvinside Academy

A school full of bald headed men who think they are solid but we all know in reality they would get battered the fuck out of.

The toilets are filled with smoke at lunchtime primarily because of the S3 boys who think they are solid because they can do a vape trick.

Overall the school is shite and would not recommend it to anybody at all
Niggatron - Yo have you seen that shitty school in Glasgow?

Faggot - Ye bro it’s Kelvinside academy

Niggatron - Ye it is a fucking shitter
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