kelvining 

Invented by Lord Kelvin in the 1850s, an act of watching movies at 69 Kelvin in order to popularize the newly invented scale, soon it would be adopted all over the world. This is the optimal temperature that causes maximum stimulation, perfect for Netflix and chilling.

Yo, we kelvining tonight?

kelvining by fA1K0n June 12, 2021

Kevining 

When you commit a typographical error, but the error itself just happens to be another correctly-spelled word that _might_ actually work in the current context, which makes it far more confusing and hard to spot than if it were just a misspelled word.

Kevin: Hey look, my murder is on the TV!

Everyone Else (after a period of confusion): ..... did you maybe mean "mother"? .....

Kevin: whoops sorry

Everyone Else: Looks like Kevin is Kevining again...

Kevining by gtdishboy October 7, 2019

Kaliningrad 

A piece of land completely separated from the rest of Russia.
Prior to Russia owning it It was formerly owned by Germany until its surrender in WW2.
Kaliningrad is modern day Prussia and although Prussia was german Kaliningrad’s demographics is now mostly russian so the likelyhood of Kaliningrad joining germany or being independent from Russia is unlikely especially with Vladimir Putin currently in power.

The glory days Prussia is gone and all we have left is Kaliningrad.

Kaliningrad by Fadeider April 21, 2022

Calvin Kleining

Cocaine and ketamine together

Yo, Sarah! That's not just ketamine, its coke too... Damn Sarah, you're Calvin Kleining!

Calvin Kleining by CLAMILLION September 25, 2018

kevining 

The act of stupidly smiling and staring off into space, while lazily giving two thumbs up. Originated by KROQ morning radio DJ Kevin Ryder.

Person 1: Did you see that guy Kevining over there?

Person 2: He looks like such an idiot.
Person 1: I know, he's doing a great job, right?

kevining by mgonzo46 September 7, 2012

Kaliningrad 

a sketchy naval city disconnected from the rest of Russia. Formerly Konigsburg, Prussia, it became a shithole during the Soviet times and is home to the ugliest building in Europe (the House of the Soviets)

It's that random piece of Russia between Poland and Lithuania

Don't go to Kaliningrad, it's ugly as fuck.

Kaliningrad by BalticSpazz September 8, 2010

Kleining 

Photoshopping pictures of Max Klein into debate-related Facebook pictures. Or non-debate-related pictures. Really anything so long as Max is in it.

"Wow, looks like another Kleining in Joyce's profile picture"

Kleining by asdfjkl9876 November 18, 2014