kelvinmak 

when you dont give a damn about anything and you say all this crap that offends people but is pretty funny to other people and sometimes funny to the people that get laughed at. Says random things out of nowhere and interrupts conversations to say random funny things.

Panda: so like i was like going like to this like--
Kelvin: LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE wanna suck my dick already?
Chris/Cameron/Kevin/other tennis ppl: HAHAHAHA
Panda: wow screw you dickface
Kelvin: Let's just have sex now.
Panda: k, imma make a kelvinmak urban dictionary.
Kelvin: can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: k ill slice it off before i leave *slice*.

kelvinmak by pandaboyxxx August 24, 2009

kelvina 

Such a beauty. People are often scared to approach her because of her beauty.

But do not be fooled by her gorgeous face!!! She will shank you and pull you in like a siren singing her tune on an ocean rock! She will slap the dirty piss right of you if you cross her and she will do it with a smile on her face!! So always compliment her, be kind, or she'll go all Medusa on your ass !!!

Tell her she's pretty or she'll go all kelvina on you.

kelvina by Leann78 April 22, 2017

Kelvindale

An area in the City of Glasgow, Scotland. Known as K-dale to (few) residents, or split up between 'highdale' and 'lowdale' (as it covers two sides or a hill).

It is also known as a 'little England' as many of the street names are named after English towns.

Little England - Manchester Drive, Weymouth Drive, Nottingham Avenue, Chelmsford Avenue etc.

Kelvindale is where the bitches at

Kelvindale by Ceseare December 8, 2010

kelvinator 

A person at his peak of a hardcore event caused and continued by that person.

You are such a kelvinator, Kelvin.

kelvinator by The Kelvinator May 20, 2008

Kelvinator 

A person who is continously making "Biological Warfare" gas from his ass.

The Kelvinator is killing me with his poison gas.

Kelvinator by definitionalist August 15, 2011

Kevinmaxxing 

The act of always having a jolly ass smile on your face; being a ray of sunshine (i don't understand how); acting like everything is sunshine and rainbows

Example 1 -
Person 1: 'Man how is Kevin always smiling he's so jubilant"
Person 2: 'He's just kevinmaxxing'

Example 2 -
Person 1: 'Wow that person is so jolly idk how they're doing it'
Person 2: 'they're locked in they're kevinmaxxing today'

Example 3 -

Person 1: 'Man today sucked I've got to start kevinmaxxing more'

Kevinmaxxing by hcbiwaebcj January 31, 2025

kevinmaxxing

when someone is so charming as a little kid and can't resist the overwhelming feeling of familiarity and aweness

Finnutz: yo my nephew is kevinmaxxing
Jusy: YES KEVIN THIS ONE

kevinmaxxing by finnutz August 23, 2026