@Kelvin_Utd

The best American on Football Twitter. Supports Manchester United and is known for his iconic Ole Gunnar Solskjaer profile picture with a Paul Pogba trim. He has a mad agenda against Manchester City midfielder/winger Jack Grealish.

"Ugh, someone is saying 'Pack Prealish' again"
"It must be @Kelvin_Utd"

@Kelvin_Utd by Football Twitter Dictionary November 23, 2021

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@Kelvin_Utd

The best American on Football Twitter. He supports English club Manchester United and is known for his iconic profile picture of former Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer with a Paul Pogba trim. Kelvin also has an agenda against Manchester City player Jack Grealish.

"Ugh, stop calling Grealish 'Pack Prealish'"
"Let me guess, @Kelvin_Utd said that?"

@Kelvin_Utd by Football Twitter Dictionary November 23, 2021

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Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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