kelvintism 

An extreme case of autism where six whole chromosomes are missing and temper tantrums, anger issues, and mental retardation is obvious.

Melvin has an extreme case of kelvintism

kelvintism by kelvintismattendme May 3, 2015

Kevinism 

Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin Mahaney. Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is the Bush´s baked bean can. The religion is very common in greater Cincinnati. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming ramen noodles. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.

Kevinism is the only religion anyone should follow.

Kevinism by Will Golden November 19, 2018

Kevinism 

Kevinism is the best religion ever. It is a religion dictated by thy almighty Kevin Karakas for all eternity under the Prophet Emil's name.

Person A: What's Kevinism?
Person B: STFU uneducated bitch.

Kevinism by Prophet Emil September 13, 2021

kevinism 

Political and Religious movement at SDA. Anti Republicans and democrats because they are both missing the point of life. Pro humanitarian and maintaining animal and plant life, but not vegetarian, ...man was meant to eat meat.

All men in this believe must follow man law, or you are a girl.
Girls don't have to follow man law but they may if they choose.

Happiness and living in the moment are necessary as well as a high self of steam and contentness with yourself.

Generally members of this believe believe that the government suck.

you must also love waffles!!!!!

Kevinism is :The offspring of James Bond, Mr. Davidson, and a female hippie (we need a girl in there somewhere).

kevinism by Kevin Brice May 11, 2008

kevinism 

Kevinism is a lifestyle designed by Kevin in the late 20th century. Thousands have caught on to this brilliantly amazing way of living and are now stabbing people by the 10's.

I will drown you in a hot pot of coffe while stabbing you in the foot and eating pizza.

kevinism by Kevin duh you retard December 7, 2004

The Religion Kevinism 

Kevinism -

Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.

The Religion Kevinism is one i follow with pride

The Religion Kevinism by Kevinian Apostle Parky May 17, 2019

Kevinism 

An exaggeratedly dramatic response to a question or statement that was non-provocative.

"Kevinism"
Zac: "I'm tired."
Kevin: "Well we should just fucking kill ourselves so we don't have to work today!"

Kevinism by Zaccrick86 March 23, 2017