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Kelch: (kəck) ( sounds like kelp with a "c") Adj.

A sort of ghetto laugh, mostly girls use.
1. The girl had a kelcky laugh.
2. The teacher had a bit of a kelch when laughing.
Antonyms: Giggle, Normal laugh, Cute laugh
Synonyms: Hillbilly laugh, choking laugh, ugly laugh
Kelch by ._. I made this word up btw November 15, 2011
Words you can keep
A Cough and bELCH occurring simultaneously (spelled with a "k" at the beginning to avoid the soft "c" that would otherwise occur).
Those habanero peppers make me kelch like there's no tomorrow!
kelch by pentozali May 20, 2014
Related Words
Kelch Kelching Kelched Kelcher Kelchie kelchok Kelchup keech Kelcie kelci

Unbench the Kench 

When you're playing League of Legends as Tahm Kench and you bust out the big guns to go swallow up the enemy team's carrying player before spitting him out into the middle of your team for you all to dog pile onto like they're delicious BBQ chicken wings.

Also relevant if everyone is dead, you're 1v1'ing a fed Nasus and you gotta kill that fucker before he Q-slam 1-shot's your nexus.

First quoted by BrickyOrchid8 in his Story Time video 'Unbench the Kench'.
It's time to Unbench the Kench!
Unbench the Kench by DanteTorn August 15, 2017
A Nigerian name meaning (thank God) a child that brings blessing and success or happiness to their parents. also can be unisex. amazing people and personalities, very well spoken and smart people
Kelechi's are very beautiful, handsome, talented, hot, smart, very funny and sensitive people.
They can be outgoing, loud, trust worthy and extremely energetic, strong, sweet, darling, out spoken people.
girls who are named Kelechi are very beautiful, very great bodies, big booty and have a very great smile. they can be annoying but they are very fun to be around with.
(you can't start an event without a Kelechi around)
BEST girlfriend/boyfriends. (If you know a Kelechi keep that person) that person will change your life in a very positive way forever. they are very fun to be around with.
Kelechi by chizo April 26, 2013
"Hey Man, have you've been drinking kelcium, because your muscle be vibing doe😳
Kelcium by Kelcium February 14, 2020
a word used to describe genius asian males who are not gunners and just enjoy playing video games and eating large quantities of meat, also used to refer to ex members of the SF Giants
Hey, I'm over studying, i'm gonna be a kenchin
kenchin by LetsGoGiants November 21, 2010

Ketchapp 

An app company that spits out tons of side scrolling obstacle games and advertises at least 3 of their own games on one you're currently playing. These games usually lead to frustration and annoyance.
He threw his phone at the wall after playing Circle by Ketchapp.
Ketchapp by SirDinkleHeimer November 5, 2015
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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