Joe: That movie was amazing!

Sam: Sure, if you've got a map of it.

Joe: But the kelp is really green this year.

Sam: I like barbecue.

...and the conversation continues like this until someone screams or the world explodes.
by Jack the fridge monkey July 5, 2010
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Used in place of cool, chill, ok, etc.

Does 6:30 sound good to meet up?
Yah, kelp.
by B Fair May 11, 2008
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Annoying troll which lives underground,preferably it's mother's basement.Where it can spew it's hatred upon all via the internet to feel good about it's self.Can be found licking the floors of peep show booths. Has the mentality of a 12 y/o boy, as well as size and genitalia,if at all.Anything that can be said to a kelp will be twisted in such a way to make itself seem better than everyone.
Guy 1. I have a nice car. kelp. you're a fag, and you live in your mother's basement. Guy 2. My girlfriends hot! kelp. She's a bitch! I only go out with hot chick's, that's all I ever get, they all love me , because I'm such a stud, they all get in line for me!etc., ad nauseum.
by sunshine March 24, 2005
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Pudgy little asshole who mocks others in chatrooms, to feel good about their own "shortcomings".
"All that jerk does is make fun of everyone in the chatroom, he's a real kelp".
by I.M. Noone March 20, 2005
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The coolest word ever to be invented. It is fun to write on the board and see if Mrs. M notices, which she doesn't. We laugh in the face of people who think kelp is an underwater plant.
usually just used in a one worded sentence like:
or occasionally like a song:
Kelp! I need somebody, not just anybody, i need someone to Kelllllllllp.
by See Kelp Run May 3, 2004
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