Kelchup 

A variation on Ketchup that contains a variety of odd ingrediants.

Kelchup contains: One Of AdamK's Hobo boots, a yellow skittle and Batman

Kelchup by Kelchup March 25, 2008

ketchupcum

When a squeezable ketchup bottle lid is popped and the juice inside spews all over the place.

The girls white sundress was ruined after a ketchupcum accident.

ketchupcum by jpg3 September 27, 2014

ketchup moustache

When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas

"Hey your mom is cool. She gave me some cookies and a ketchup moustache."
"Yea... what?"

ketchup moustache by A.C. SlayinPussy July 20, 2016

White trash ketchup

Putting ranch dressing on everything, doesn't matter what it is nor the fact that you didn't even taste the food beforehand.

Because the food that someone had growing up or while away at college, either tasted so bad, or was such poor quality, that they had to hide the taste with something else in order to make it palatable and they couldn't afford to not eat it.
i.e. ranch dressing or ketchup on burnt or over-cooked anything.

They also, in turn, have gotten conditioned to eating this way so they still have to do this to almost all food they consume.

Person 1: I NEED some ranch dressing for this.
Person 2: You didn't even try it first, you might like its natural taste.
Person 1: I like the natural taste of ranch dressing. I drown everything I eat in white trash ketchup!

White trash ketchup by turak001 October 28, 2013

Ketchup pre-cum 

The runny liquid that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the thicker, actual ketchup comes out.

aww dude! i just put ketchup pre-cum all over my hotdog!

Ketchup pre-cum by vPeter February 12, 2013

hipster ketchup

Sriracha, that's it. Because hipsters put that shit on everything like my two year old does with actual ketchup.

I ordered fries but the chic millennial threw hipster ketchup all over them thinking it was cool and now my IBS is gonna flair up tonight. Damn hipsters.

hipster ketchup by HipsterHater3000 August 3, 2017

Pre-ketchup 

The runny liquid that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the thicker, actual ketchup comes out.

Aw, man, I didn't shake the ketchup bottle before I poured it on my hotdog, and now there's pre-ketchup all over it.

Pre-ketchup by norrinrad August 13, 2009

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010