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Kelchup

A variation on Ketchup that contains a variety of odd ingrediants.
Kelchup contains: One Of AdamK's Hobo boots, a yellow skittle and Batman
by Kelchup March 25, 2008
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ketchupcum

When a squeezable ketchup bottle lid is popped and the juice inside spews all over the place.
The girls white sundress was ruined after a ketchupcum accident.
by jpg3 September 27, 2014
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ketchup moustache

When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas
"Hey your mom is cool. She gave me some cookies and a ketchup moustache."
"Yea... what?"
by A.C. SlayinPussy July 20, 2016
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White trash ketchup

Putting ranch dressing on everything, doesn't matter what it is nor the fact that you didn't even taste the food beforehand.

Because the food that someone had growing up or while away at college, either tasted so bad, or was such poor quality, that they had to hide the taste with something else in order to make it palatable and they couldn't afford to not eat it.
i.e. ranch dressing or ketchup on burnt or over-cooked anything.

They also, in turn, have gotten conditioned to eating this way so they still have to do this to almost all food they consume.
Person 1: I NEED some ranch dressing for this.
Person 2: You didn't even try it first, you might like its natural taste.
Person 1: I like the natural taste of ranch dressing. I drown everything I eat in white trash ketchup!
by turak001 October 28, 2013
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Ketchup pre-cum

The runny liquid that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the thicker, actual ketchup comes out.
aww dude! i just put ketchup pre-cum all over my hotdog!
by vPeter February 12, 2013
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hipster ketchup

Sriracha, that's it. Because hipsters put that shit on everything like my two year old does with actual ketchup.
I ordered fries but the chic millennial threw hipster ketchup all over them thinking it was cool and now my IBS is gonna flair up tonight. Damn hipsters.
by HipsterHater3000 August 3, 2017
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Pre-ketchup

The runny liquid that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the thicker, actual ketchup comes out.
Aw, man, I didn't shake the ketchup bottle before I poured it on my hotdog, and now there's pre-ketchup all over it.
by norrinrad August 13, 2009
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