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Inbred, usually with chubby cheeks and freckles.
Tyler: Hey man, did you see that porker?

Kevin: Yeah, he was such a Kelch.
by Kevin Gypsy February 11, 2009
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Kelch: (kəck) ( sounds like kelp with a "c") Adj.

A sort of ghetto laugh, mostly girls use.
1. The girl had a kelcky laugh.
2. The teacher had a bit of a kelch when laughing.
Antonyms: Giggle, Normal laugh, Cute laugh
Synonyms: Hillbilly laugh, choking laugh, ugly laugh
by ._. I made this word up btw November 15, 2011
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A Cough and bELCH occurring simultaneously (spelled with a "k" at the beginning to avoid the soft "c" that would otherwise occur).
by pentozali April 08, 2014
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