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A Cough and bELCH occurring simultaneously (spelled with a "k" at the beginning to avoid the soft "c" that would otherwise occur).
Those habanero peppers make me kelch like there's no tomorrow!
kelch by pentozali May 20, 2014
Related Words
Kelch • Kelching • Kelched • Kelcher • Kelchie • kelchok • Kelchup • keech • Kelcie • kelci

Unbench the Kench 

When you're playing League of Legends as Tahm Kench and you bust out the big guns to go swallow up the enemy team's carrying player before spitting him out into the middle of your team for you all to dog pile onto like they're delicious BBQ chicken wings.

Also relevant if everyone is dead, you're 1v1'ing a fed Nasus and you gotta kill that fucker before he Q-slam 1-shot's your nexus.

First quoted by BrickyOrchid8 in his Story Time video 'Unbench the Kench'.
It's time to Unbench the Kench!
Unbench the Kench by DanteTorn August 15, 2017
A Nigerian name meaning (thank God) a child that brings blessing and success or happiness to their parents. also can be unisex. amazing people and personalities, very well spoken and smart people
Kelechi's are very beautiful, handsome, talented, hot, smart, very funny and sensitive people.
They can be outgoing, loud, trust worthy and extremely energetic, strong, sweet, darling, out spoken people.
girls who are named Kelechi are very beautiful, very great bodies, big booty and have a very great smile. they can be annoying but they are very fun to be around with.
(you can't start an event without a Kelechi around)
BEST girlfriend/boyfriends. (If you know a Kelechi keep that person) that person will change your life in a very positive way forever. they are very fun to be around with.
Kelechi by chizo April 26, 2013
"Hey Man, have you've been drinking kelcium, because your muscle be vibing doe😳
Kelcium by Kelcium February 14, 2020
a word used to describe genius asian males who are not gunners and just enjoy playing video games and eating large quantities of meat, also used to refer to ex members of the SF Giants
Hey, I'm over studying, i'm gonna be a kenchin
kenchin by LetsGoGiants November 21, 2010

Ketchapp 

An app company that spits out tons of side scrolling obstacle games and advertises at least 3 of their own games on one you're currently playing. These games usually lead to frustration and annoyance.
He threw his phone at the wall after playing Circle by Ketchapp.
Ketchapp by SirDinkleHeimer November 5, 2015
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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